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iive been so obsessed with this video for days

No, dude, I'm warning you, don't insult a wizard, no matter how stupid you think their title or specialty is.

I once knew a guy named Paul, we'd adventured together once or twice, and one time we met this guy - Piss Wizard Carloso, they called him - and Paul, he thought that was funny. Simply hilarious. "Is that your magic or your kink?" Paul taunted, "The fuck kind of magic does a "Piss Wizard" do? Am I supposed to be scared?"

So Carloso cast Infinite Piss on him. And Paul just started pissing, everywhere. He couldn't stop, couldn't even control it. But it wasn't a normal piss, it was exactly as the wizard described. It wouldn't end. He was pissing for half an hour straight.

I watched his body shrivel up like a raisin as all the liquid left him in a never-ending stream. Our healer was useless, whole party was screaming. We knew he was dying, we could see him basically get mummified in real time. He didn't even have enough bodily fluid left to cry.

We couldn't find a curse breaker in time. So yeah. I get it. Guy calls himself "The Plush Rump Wizard", and you want to laugh. You think, surely this guy can't be serious? But I assure you, he is. That's a wizard's whole shtick. They mock you, they mock God, they mock the very notion of there being a line between serious and parody.

Don't insult a wizard.