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Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

My terrible guide to my awful process of writing college application essays:

Blind panic. Read that question and freak the fuck out. Really judt overtime and let that question permeate your fucking bones

Turn off your brain. Put something stupid on in the background that distracts you from the overthinking but not too distracting that it keeps you from writing

Madman that bitch. Just start fucking writing. Pick the weirdest part of your idea and just keep going. It doesn't have to be good, just keep the ideas flowing until you have about 3/4 or more of the essay written. Seriously. Take the weird ideas that are close to your heart and write those. Tell them all about your favorite lizard or how to crochet. Just do it and worry about it being composed later

Edit. Don't delete anything fully, just rearrange, cut things and put them lower in the doc, rewrite sentences and add more to places that need it

Self loath and ask someone else to read it because if you have to try to do any more of this on your own you will explode

Put it down for a few days

Go through the comments and edit your paper

There you go! That's a completed paper

If this sounds terrible and stressful, that'd becuase it is. The most important step in the madmanning with your brain off because that is where you will write the best parts of your essay with the least about of self loathing

And what? Tell that man to stop having such a slutty lil waist then 🤗🤗🤗

“THATS MY WIFE!🫵” and it’s a man old enough to be your father…

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

it’s the way I felt so fucking called out for me

i just need a father figure

jamie tartt

masterlist • ted lasso masterlist • 07/07/24

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𑣲 change in perspective I @justauthoring

you never thought jamie tartt could be anything but a prick.

𑣲 saved you a seat I @benedictscanvas

𑣲 gentlemen I @danistartt

secret dating because reader works for Richmond (as like pr or physio or something) but when they win a match one day Jamie is so overcome with joy he just has to kiss her

𑣲 bus ride I @axelsagewrites

𑣲 decide I @/axelsagewrites

they both like you and when they came to settle it once and for all neither of them expected this out come.

𑣲 practise mishap I @/axelsagewrites

𑣲 i’d be better armed if you agreed to take it I @pandorasprongs

higgins' new assistant happens to be an old friend of the reader's, and their reunion hits jamie with major feelings of jealousy. when the team thinks that the pair of them are going on a date soon, jamie decides enough is enough.

𑣲 comfort crowd, you can always count I @/pansorasprongs

reader gets cheated on and jamie, whose trying to be a better friend and person, decides to help her out by hiding her phone for the day.

𑣲 i can see you I @rqgnarok

you and jamie have been watching each other for ages, trying not to feel the pull between you. a moment in the hallway changes everything.

𑣲 delicate I @/rqgnarok

jamie hadn’t planned on dating. his reputation’s never been worse. but then he met you.

𑣲 music to my eyes I @/rqgnarok

jamie has a crush on the band’s bassist.

𑣲 untitled I @/rqgnarok

𑣲 three times ‘cause i’ve waited my whole life I @its-time-to-write

𑣲 coffee at midnight I @/its-time-to-write

𑣲 birds of a feather I @/its-time-to-write

𑣲 about you I @buckychristwrites

Your job? Pop culture journalist for The Independent. Your assignment? To write a profile on the cocky footballer that you’re publicly feuding with.

𑣲 could this be I @/buckychristwrites

One minute, you're single and working for AFC Richmond as the team's medic. The next minute, you're in a fake relationship with the team's handsome striker who you know next to nothing about…

𑣲 i can see you I @hopefulromances

Roy's sister comes back to town

𑣲 fuck I @wlntrsldler

𑣲 spring rolls and stocks I @veryberryjelly

𑣲 distractions I @illiterateaffairs

𑣲 you’re obsessed I @mllersjoel

he has a huge crush on an actress and sees her at a richmond event and she flirts w him he’s really shy bc he likes her

𑣲 tour de richmond I @ofstarsandvibranium

Jamie gives you a tour of Richmond as well as gets to know you better. When you tell your cousin of his teammates generosity, he suddenly becomes a big hostile towards Jamie.

𑣲 operation: tartts heart I @theowritesstuff

Jamie’s too scared to confess his (obvious) feelings for you, so when Richmond gets another clubhouse attendant who starts flirting with you, the team suddenly all become your guard dogs.

𑣲 other people I @/theowritesstuff

You and Jamie have a discussion about the exclusivity of your relationship

𑣲 in the stands I @cauliflowercounty

𑣲 this is me trying I @alloftheimagines

Reader who was crushing on Jamie overhears him insulting them or making fun of them

𑣲 if somebody hurts you, i wanna fight I @/alloftheimagines

real shit

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

LISTEN

I DONT THINK WE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DOCTOR SPENCER MOTHER FUCKING RIED, MR. I DONT LIKE HANDSHAKES DUE TO GERMS, DELIVERED AN IMPROMPTU FUCKING CHILD WHO WAS THEN NAMED AFTER HIM!!!!!!!  

wait what the fawk

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW AARON HOTCHNER IS ABLE TO RUN SO FAST IN THOSE NICE ASS SUITS LIKE NANI THE FUCKKKK????

What I look like at the function knowing I should be in bed reading a reader insert rn