My Terrible Guide To My Awful Process Of Writing College Application Essays:

My terrible guide to my awful process of writing college application essays:

Blind panic. Read that question and freak the fuck out. Really judt overtime and let that question permeate your fucking bones

Turn off your brain. Put something stupid on in the background that distracts you from the overthinking but not too distracting that it keeps you from writing

Madman that bitch. Just start fucking writing. Pick the weirdest part of your idea and just keep going. It doesn't have to be good, just keep the ideas flowing until you have about 3/4 or more of the essay written. Seriously. Take the weird ideas that are close to your heart and write those. Tell them all about your favorite lizard or how to crochet. Just do it and worry about it being composed later

Edit. Don't delete anything fully, just rearrange, cut things and put them lower in the doc, rewrite sentences and add more to places that need it

Self loath and ask someone else to read it because if you have to try to do any more of this on your own you will explode

Put it down for a few days

Go through the comments and edit your paper

There you go! That's a completed paper

If this sounds terrible and stressful, that'd becuase it is. The most important step in the madmanning with your brain off because that is where you will write the best parts of your essay with the least about of self loathing

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yes

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YO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEVER LET ME UPDATE MY FUCKING STORY! FFS I JUST WANT THE EDITS I MAKE TO STAY! BUT NOOOOOO

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Jamie Tartt x fem! Personal Assistant

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