Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
i need fictional men so bad i fear im unwell
please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!
Okay I need to know if this is an incredibly stupid thing to do because this might be my brain being dumb and like “I mean this is objectively true based on what they’re asking” but it’s not what you should do
So I’m doing college applications and shit right, and common app has you write an essay and one of the prompts is “what is something that fascinates you so much you lose track of time?” And for me that is like dungeons and daddies but like would that be stupid to write about?? Like would colleges think that is a stupid thing to write about and just write me off a weird nerd who likes this podcast to much. Like I intend to write about how the themes pass through each of the families and how it by extent represents the greater theme of generational trauma the podcast as a whole deals with
So like people who are in/went to college and had to write an essay like this would it be better if I picked something else or would this like “make me stand out” to colleges
real shit
Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?
Jason: *takes off his helmet*
Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?
Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*
Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???
I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW AARON HOTCHNER IS ABLE TO RUN SO FAST IN THOSE NICE ASS SUITS LIKE NANI THE FUCKKKK????
Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
***
Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
***
Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
***
And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
THIS HAS GOTTEN SEVERAL LIKES BUT NO FUCKING ANSWER
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE USERNAME OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE JASPER HALE FIC ABOUT ROSALIES SISTER WHOSE A DEMIGOD AND IM PRETTY SURE ITS CALLED TITANIC- SHE WAS ON THE TITANIC AT LEAST B/C I CANT FIND IT ANYWHERE
I DONT THINK WE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DOCTOR SPENCER MOTHER FUCKING RIED, MR. I DONT LIKE HANDSHAKES DUE TO GERMS, DELIVERED AN IMPROMPTU FUCKING CHILD WHO WAS THEN NAMED AFTER HIM!!!!!!!
An ADHD saviour
You gain points for finishing tasks and building habits.
You can get eggs and potions to hatch pets and earn food to grow your pets.
DOPAMINE!!!
You can enter challenges to get gems to join special challenges
You can join parties to work together on quests and have group accountability
You can log achievements and convince yourself to do the things you need to do (this is also great for spoonies, without it I would just never get out of bed with exhaustion)