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jamie tartt

masterlist • ted lasso masterlist • 07/07/24

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𑣲 change in perspective I @justauthoring

you never thought jamie tartt could be anything but a prick.

𑣲 saved you a seat I @benedictscanvas

𑣲 gentlemen I @danistartt

secret dating because reader works for Richmond (as like pr or physio or something) but when they win a match one day Jamie is so overcome with joy he just has to kiss her

𑣲 bus ride I @axelsagewrites

𑣲 decide I @/axelsagewrites

they both like you and when they came to settle it once and for all neither of them expected this out come.

𑣲 practise mishap I @/axelsagewrites

𑣲 i’d be better armed if you agreed to take it I @pandorasprongs

higgins' new assistant happens to be an old friend of the reader's, and their reunion hits jamie with major feelings of jealousy. when the team thinks that the pair of them are going on a date soon, jamie decides enough is enough.

𑣲 comfort crowd, you can always count I @/pansorasprongs

reader gets cheated on and jamie, whose trying to be a better friend and person, decides to help her out by hiding her phone for the day.

𑣲 i can see you I @rqgnarok

you and jamie have been watching each other for ages, trying not to feel the pull between you. a moment in the hallway changes everything.

𑣲 delicate I @/rqgnarok

jamie hadn’t planned on dating. his reputation’s never been worse. but then he met you.

𑣲 music to my eyes I @/rqgnarok

jamie has a crush on the band’s bassist.

𑣲 untitled I @/rqgnarok

𑣲 three times ‘cause i’ve waited my whole life I @its-time-to-write

𑣲 coffee at midnight I @/its-time-to-write

𑣲 birds of a feather I @/its-time-to-write

𑣲 about you I @buckychristwrites

Your job? Pop culture journalist for The Independent. Your assignment? To write a profile on the cocky footballer that you’re publicly feuding with.

𑣲 could this be I @/buckychristwrites

One minute, you're single and working for AFC Richmond as the team's medic. The next minute, you're in a fake relationship with the team's handsome striker who you know next to nothing about…

𑣲 i can see you I @hopefulromances

Roy's sister comes back to town

𑣲 fuck I @wlntrsldler

𑣲 spring rolls and stocks I @veryberryjelly

𑣲 distractions I @illiterateaffairs

𑣲 you’re obsessed I @mllersjoel

he has a huge crush on an actress and sees her at a richmond event and she flirts w him he’s really shy bc he likes her

𑣲 tour de richmond I @ofstarsandvibranium

Jamie gives you a tour of Richmond as well as gets to know you better. When you tell your cousin of his teammates generosity, he suddenly becomes a big hostile towards Jamie.

𑣲 operation: tartts heart I @theowritesstuff

Jamie’s too scared to confess his (obvious) feelings for you, so when Richmond gets another clubhouse attendant who starts flirting with you, the team suddenly all become your guard dogs.

𑣲 other people I @/theowritesstuff

You and Jamie have a discussion about the exclusivity of your relationship

𑣲 in the stands I @cauliflowercounty

𑣲 this is me trying I @alloftheimagines

Reader who was crushing on Jamie overhears him insulting them or making fun of them

𑣲 if somebody hurts you, i wanna fight I @/alloftheimagines

it’s the way I felt so fucking called out for me

i just need a father figure

I'm not against superstar or well known actors in the Percy Jackson series. I would actually encourage it. but only under specific circumstances.

the demigods all have to be unknown kids because that's who they are the demigods aren't some mighty heroes of song, they're kids trying to survive in the modern world.

The gods on the other hand... now that's where you put the superstars. The names and faces everyone recognizes. The actors that always look so good that it's almost not human.

imagine watching a show with kids trying their best to act but child actors are only so good, they have acne, their scrawny their voice breaks here and there. And contrast that with putting a professional actor as a god. They look flawless, they're acting is flawless, and they have that air of better than you around them.

I want to see a dingy elevator full of sweaty tourists in the Hoover damn contrasted by Gal Gadot, flawless hair and makeup giving the tour. Henry Cavill all perfect cheekbones in a suit suggesting he will blast Percy before the profecy comes true. Morgan Freeman telling grover to take care of the wild.

not to mention that there is only one man on earth I would trust to play the god of revelry, wine, and parties. because if we don't get jack black as Dionysus we riot.

yes

jason's the only person who can win in an argument against damian and nobody knows how until one day the boys get into a debate about whose plan to use for a case and damian threatens that if they don't listen to his plan and let him take the lead in an attack he'll make their lives a living hell forever and dick and tim don't know how to get him to step down until jason goes out of nowhere 'yeah ok demon brat why don't you take the lead and while you all fight i'll go have sex with your mom again how about that?'

silence for fifteen seconds. damian agrees to do jason's plan. dick and tim are fucking terrified.

like how much would it cost if i were to THEORETICALLY order one of amazon. 

where do I find a Seth Acosta??

House Biases

Ok so we are all clearly never going to be over the fact that Dumbledore is hella biased towards Gryffindor/Potter and how Snape was incredibly biased towards  Slytherins. Nobody has talked about how the Hogwarts students are biased, I mean in the books where Harry hasn’t fucked shit up and got to see the sorting these little ELEVEN year olds would get booed for being Slytherins. How do you think those muggle-born Slytherins (we all know they exist) felt, the might not’ve even known who Voldemort is, they just knew they got into the house of ambition. Those eleven year olds would’ve been confused and hurt. Then they continue to be shunned by a majority of the school and some of the teachers, when there were quidditch matches between Gryffindor and Slytherin it was unsafe for either house to walk around alone. Yes, I’ll admit there have been terrible Slytherins like Voldemort, but I fear the people who stab me in the back more than I fear those who admit they’re evil. Voldemort was evil he never tried to tell others he wasn’t, Dumbledore on the other hand kept all his cards to himself, he manipulated people and was hella secretive. What about Peter Pettigrew? The Harry Potter characters focused on the evil Slytherins, MERLIN WAS A SLYTHERIN FOR FUCKS SAKE! The greatest wizard of all time was a SLYTHERIN! 

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A basic ADHD study kit

Snacks and a bottled drink. Something like dried bananas will have a consistent texture, only need one hand so you can keep working while you eat and provide stim, are nice and has is good for your brain. Caffeine relaxes ADHD brains making it easier to study, but please be careful of your caffeine intake, caffeine overdoses are real and can be very dangerous

Stimmy stuff. Hair ties, bracelets or squishy stuff. Something to do with your free hand.

A high stim playlist (post about this with options)

An app/site blocker, where you can ban distraction sites and apps for a time period of your choosing, (I prefer freedom, but here is a Masterlist of app blockers) Coloured pens and highlighters for notes and practice qs

Exam practice questions. Active recall is great and being able to physically see what you've accomplished gives you dopamine and many exam paper books have spreadsheets where you can mark off or colour in the questions that you've done

Flashcards, so many flashcards

A study space - a clean desk, a comfy couch/bed, a library, whatever works for you

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And what? Tell that man to stop having such a slutty lil waist then 🤗🤗🤗

“THATS MY WIFE!🫵” and it’s a man old enough to be your father…

Screenshot redraw (somewhat)!!!!!! That one frame where Nightwing holds boba and Jason looks so done lives in my head rent free

my tips for students that struggle with consistency