Things That Never Happened In History Class

Summaries/sneak peaks into some of my wips bc if I throw them out here I’m accountable for posting them eventually

Kevin & Aaron jokingly promise one another that they’ll get married if they’re still single at 35. Oh, hey, look, Aaron turns 35 this weekend and Kevin’s been 35 for a year. Oops! Good thing Kevin’s been in love with him for over a decade! (Awkward fluff, Kevaaron)

It’s been more than a decade since the death of Neil Josten. Andrew Minyard graduated, paid for his brother to finish medical school and then quietly moved to Colorado, slipping out from the foxes grasp bit by bit until he was just a shadow in their memories. Trapped in the monotonous cycle of loneliness and anger, Andrew is completely fine. Until Kevin shows up again (angst angst angst, Kandrew)

Kevin is a professional Exy player. Neil is a wide eyed young reporter. Kevin has plenty of money and Neil really doesn’t mind being a sugar baby. Especially not when his sugar daddy is his idol (it’s like 40% Kevin taking Neil on dates, 60% smut. Kevineil)

Wymack hits Neil with his car and ends up taking him to The Foxhole, a group home for kids with nowhere else to go. He learns how to person, makes some friends and kisses some boys (fluff, Kandriel)

Neil is the ghost that haunts the quiet country house Andrew and Kevin have just moved into. Neil likes them. They’ve got cats (though the cats don’t like Neil), they wander around shirtless and, most importantly, they can see him (nothing but fluff, Kandriel)

A collection of snap shots of Andrew and Neil cuddling from the first time to them when they’re middle aged (soft cuddles. Andreil)

Neil owns a bookshop. Andrew owns the very loud music store next door. Arguments are had, revenge is attempted and feelings are felt (I don’t know what this is yet but it’s obviously more Andriel)

Nicky is a little insecure about his relationship with Erik. This is 5 times Nicky realises Erik loves him just as much as he loves Erik. (Fluff with some smut sprinkled in. Nerik because there is not enough)

Kevin is Andrew’s gorgeous if slightly intense housekeeper. Staring and shenanigans ensue (idk but it’s Kandrew)

We’re painted red to fit right in

"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)

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AFTG Headcanons (Pt.4)

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Andrew sucks at telling his emotions apart bc ✨trauma✨ so he starts picking up habits to help him. He tucks his thumb into his fist when he’s hurt but leaves it on the outside if he’s angry. If he isn’t sure, he just has to look down at his hands to figure it out.

Kevin has a vague grasp of the rules of chess at best and has never won a game in his life

On the subject of chess, Nicky buys Kevin the drinking game version of chess (the one where all the pieces are shot glasses) for his birthday

One day, Andrew discovers a new fear: walking past a group of teens and having them all coincidentally laugh just as he goes past

Neil’s really good at reading expressions and eventually he has to do an hour long presentation for Matt about the different types of side glances the girls do bc Matt doesn’t understand how they’re doing that and he wants in on their secrets

Nicky and Allison are mean together. They don’t often get along, but the odd days they do, someone is going to regret their life choices

Speaking of the two of them being mean, clearly trying to explain to Neil that he can’t dress like he’s homeless didn’t work and neither did trying to use Andrew as leverage so they just try to bully him into doing better. It doesn’t work because Neil doesn’t give a shit what anyone says about him if it’s not about Exy

Kevin models for a promotional Exites event, but the pictures are like, super cringey for the foxes because they know him and ew. Upon finding out that even Kevin hates them, Dan and Allison (and Renee who will vehemently deny she was a part of it) bully their way into getting one of the ten foot posters and stick it to the outside of fox tower where it stays for two months

When the freshman first start, the foxes set up a challenge. Andrew and Aaron dress identically and every freshman has to guess which twin is which. Those who get it wrong have to do a forfeit decided by the twins. Punishments range from buying Andrew enough cigarettes and ice cream for a month to having to run through the library naked at a peak time

Aaron is king of sitting in weird positions. He’ll be studying at his desk crouched like a little gremlin or watching tv with his legs in a W shape. Sitting in positions like that has made him oddly flexible, and Katelyn is the only person in the entire world who will ever know that Aaron can easily do the splits

Renee is excellent at being patronising. She’d never argue with someone directly, that’s not her thing, but if you get on her bad side, be prepared to be patronised for weeks. That little false smile and “sure, sweetie” is enough to drive anyone mental

((I have more, but they’re going in a separate, sad hc post bc I want to keep this one lighthearted))

Baz pitch

we simply do not have enough fanart of ronan standing threateningly behind gansey while he monologues. gansey, oblivious in his excitement to teach. ronan, towering over him, an ominous dark cloud, making very direct and very uncomfortable eye contact with u, daring u to interrupt or make fun of gansey or say anything vaguely disapproving. he even drags his thumb across his throat. you know, to imply that he’ll slit ur throat if u do anything wrong. and gansey is talking about tree rings

ceaser go stab stab

So I’ve been listening to podcasts again and I wish someone had done this for me when I started out, so let’s sum up and describe some podcasts, shall we?



The Magnus Archives - Jonathan Sims, newly instated Head Archivist at the Magnus Institute, London, is trying to sort through statements of people that claim to have had all kinds of supernatural encounters, while only having a taperecorder to do so, because for some reason, the statements won’t let themselves be recorded on anything else. But I’m sure it’s nothing, right? Supernatural Horror at it’s finest, with incredible characters and worldbuilding. 200 episodes.

Welcome to Nightvale - An incredibly cryptic podcast, set in the fictional town of Nightvale, where all the conspiracy theories are true. Listen to Cecil Palmer, the host of Nightvale Community Radio talk about the happenings in the town, his day and that strange, beautiful new scientist that has come to town. Over 200 episodes, ongoing.

Wolf 359 - Communication Officer Doug Eiffels log of the USS Hepaestus’ journey, observing the red dwarf wolf 359. Twists and turns, some expected, some most definitely not, all in all a good time for all podcast fans. 61 episodes. 

The Strorage Papers - Unsetteling horror stories, found in a storage lot, unraveling faster that a ball of yarn. Can you keep up? And, perhaps the more important question: Can you keep it together? Carefully crafted stories that make you lock your doors twice. 104 episodes, ongoing.

The Penumbra Podcast - The space noir tales of Private I, Detective Juno Steel and his adventures on planet mars. A podcast so mysterious and casually queer, it’s almost addictive. Although their phonecall noise sounds like my alarmclock, the sound design, characters, storytelling and worldbuilding are unlike anything I’ve ever come across. 4 seasons with about 20 episodes.

Camp Here and There - Camp Nurse Sidneys recordings of her daily announcements. If you’re a fan of Gravity Falls, this is that next summer you’ve been waiting for. 34 episodes for now, possibly ongoing, possibly not.



This is it for now, I’ll be adding on when I can. I hope this’ll help someone…       or not.