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So you’ve definitely answered this before but do you have any codywan fic reccs? I tried to find the original ask but didn’t have any luck

i think i did too BUT i also cant find it lMAO i dont mind doing another, irregardless!! because fic writers ALWAYS deserve more love! this is no means comprehensive, but these are my go to feel goods

through the rain by katierosefun [1/1] - (a history of rain, first meetings, and cody and obi wan) this fic is so sweet and gentle, like a warm bath. its just so lovely and cody is such a precious man in this.

carbon cycle by caffine [9/9] - (p66: obi wan discovers gardening, and cody builds a rebellion) this might be my favorite post 66 AU- which is saying a lot because i live, eat, and sleep post 66 AUs. it takes time to flesh out who both men became after Order 66 and has a lot of fun with force logic, i just love it. also the authors in earth sciences so i feel a solidarity.

It’s Raining Dear by caffeine [1/1] - (modern domestic au) I READ THIS FIC LIKE THRICE WEEKLY. wonderful characterization of both our guys, and its so… it makes me yearn for a wife? cody is so perfectly fleshed out in this! also, not to be too personal but as someone who has gone through having a clost family member dealing with addiction, this fic actually handles it perfectly without being condescending, so thank you.

Classified by skycathcer [1/1] - (the boys discover cody keeps taking flirty calls in mando’a. unrelated, but obi wan’s on an undercover mission) im obsessed with the clones’ rapport in this, its such peak brother behavior. great one shot man makes me wanna keep living my life.

trouble with the curve by jimmytiberius [1/1] (modern: rex convinces cody to switch with him and obi wan tries to score [thats a baseball joke]) have i mentioned before how much i love baseball? has that come up before??? surely??? this fic is great, even if you dont like baseball- though if thats the case i will take your lunch money and shove you in a locker.

Make You Bed (Lie in It) by glimmerglanger [5/5] 🔒 - (cody starts sharing quarters with obi wan) this… this fucking fic man. It made me feel things when i was drunk and sober and thats saying a lot. i think i love the gradual progression of the relationship here and the way they communicate the most, its so well done. like just watch two people fall in love, come on you know you want to.

The Art of Happenstance by galateraGalvanized [1/1] - (cody and obi wan co parent a lightsaber) i mean… come on. There’s a parent trap reference in the TAGS of this fic, you think that wasn’t MADE for me??? this is such a joyful fic for me, like i just enjoy reading it whenever i need a little pick me up.

room for two by thedisasternerd [3/3] - (undercover on a mission, blinded with pining.) you all know that we couldnt get through a rebecca fic rec list without a fake/pretend relationship au. COME ON!!! THIS FIC! i think this might have been the first codywan fic i read??? theyre so good and dumb in this fic, perfection.

it’s not fair

imagine you're out for drinks with your mates spouting absolute bullshit about how you're gonna live forever and the palest rich boy you've ever seen comes up with a sick ass ruby around his neck and black robes and dramatic hair and is like oh you're going to live forever? in the most awkward tone imaginable and your mates are absolutely losing it but the kid isn't bad on the eyes and it's obviously the first time he's been outside of whatever castle he cracked out of so you tell them to shut up and play along and then bam it's been a hundred fucking years and you're still alive and this guy is back in the exact same fit and basically tells you you're immortal now purely to amuse him for one night in a century and you have to just roll with that for the next six hundred years because what else are you going to do

Small Town Grocery Store Stories: LGBTQ+ friendly edition

Me: minding my own damn business in the grocery store

One of my students and a few of his teammates enter the dairy aisle. 

My student is holding hands with one of his teammates. 

My student: Oh hey, Professor X!

Me, who has both my student and his girlfriend in my class: …Hello

My student, looking at his hand-holding partner: Oh! Don’t worry. My girlfriend knows. Not that I’m cheating! I’m not cheating. I’m not gay.

Hand Holding boy: Not that being gay is a bad thing! It’s a good thing!

My student: Right! But no, listen. We aren’t together, we just hold hands in public sometimes.

Hand Holding Boy: Especially on Friday nights. And weekends. And at away games.

My student: Because sometimes people will say shit and then we can punch them! And if the fight started because someone was being homophobic, coach won’t get mad at us.

Hand Holding Boy: Always nice to punch a homophobe. And [gesturing to another boy in the group] maybe they’ll think twice about saying something to [other boy’s name] if he ever gets a boyfriend and wants to hold his hand for real. The Gay One, resigned but smiling: I’ve decided it’s sweet and not really fucking weird.

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

Carry On Countdown 2019 - PROMPTS

Hello Carry On fandom!

As we post this, on October 25th, we’re exactly one month away from the start of the Carry On Countdown of 2019. This means it’s time for us to reveal the prompt list!

If you want more information on what exactly the Carry On Countdown is, click here to read the introduction post of the event.

We’d like to remind you that there are no restrictions on the type of content you can create for these prompts. Fanfic, fanart, cosplay, even funny memes; all kinds of fan content are allowed! We also want to remind you that you definitely don’t have to complete all the prompts of the event, and that all prompts are completely up to your own interpretation. Though, if you really don’t know what a certain prompt means, you can of course always send us an ask for more clarification.

If you’re posting fanfiction related to the prompts on ao3, we made a collection! You can add your fics to it, with the day’s prompt as a tag.

The official hashtag for this year is #COC 2019, so be sure to use that hashtag when you post your work! Besides that there’s also always the general hashtag that we’ll be using: #Carry On Countdown

Here are the official prompts of the Carry On Countdown 2019:

  1. NOV 25 - Sun/Moon   2. NOV 26 - Role Swap   3. NOV 27 - Magical Creatures   4. NOV 28 - Dreams   5. NOV 29 - Carry On Prequel   6. NOV 30 - Vine/Meme Reference   7. DEC 01 - WLW   8. DEC 02 - Endearment Terms   9. DEC 03 - Pattern 10. DEC 04 - Side Characters 11. DEC 05 - Angst Day 12. DEC 06 - Song/Music-Inspired 13. DEC 07 - Parental Figures 14. DEC 08 - Favorite Trope/Cliché 15. DEC 09 - Floral 16. DEC 10 - Re-imagined Scene (What if…) 17. DEC 11 - Witch/Psychic 18. DEC 12 - Crack! 19. DEC 13 - Apocalypse 20. DEC 14 - Fairy Tale/Myth Retelling 21. DEC 15 - Pastel/Punk 22. DEC 16 - Fandom Crossover 23. DEC 17 - Musicians 24. DEC 18 - Reflection 25. DEC 19 - Undercover 26. DEC 20 - Missing/Deleted Scene 27. DEC 21 - Time Travel 28. DEC 22 - Frost 29. DEC 23 - Firsts 30. DEC 24 - Christmas Celebration

they’re not in love but they live together. they’re not in love but one of them will ruin all of his marriages for the other. they’re not in love but one of them will undergo an invasive brain surgery so the other one isn’t mad. they’re not in love but one of them would rather die than have the other one hate him. they’re not in love but one of them would give the other the last of their pills. they’re not in love but they can never stay away from each other for too long. except maybe they are in love, but they knew their narrative was doomed the second it was written

Controversial Truths About Ancient Egypt Masterpost

The pyramids were built by contemporary workers who received wages and were fed and taken care of during construction

The Dendera “lightbulb” is a representation of the creation myth and has nothing to do with electricity

We didn’t find “““copper wiring””” in the great pyramid either

Hatshepsut wasn’t transgender

The gods didn’t actually have animal heads

Hieroglyphs aren’t mysteriously magical; they’re just a language (seriously we have shopping lists and work rosters and even ancient erotica)

The ancient Egyptian ethnicity wasn’t homogeneous

Noses (and ears, and arms) broke off statues and reliefs for a variety of reasons, none of which are “there is a widespread archaeological conspiracy to hide the Egyptian ethnicity”

but but Kandreil?

4th February 2019

Kerejean is the superior Kevin ship, no I don’t take criticism of any kind, I’m right.