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Here's a little story for you silly buggers:

It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..

One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?

Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!

This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.

THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!

My love life is miserable. The end!

is anyone up for some platonic intimacy that is lowkey erotic

frank iero and bob bryar [ my chemical romance ] as a chicken jockey [ minecraft ]

THIS IS THE OFFICEWORKER GERARD I WAS TALKING ABOUT GOD

back in alpharetta world on Christmas day .

frerard divorce era was legitimately crazy when you think about it

I love my band. We suck 🇧🇿so bad. We can't even get one song down but I love my band.. I love you lighsts out georgia... ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I've been thinking about the weather a lot lately.. idk if anyone else's music taste follows the weather. I can only listen to bullets and heartbreak in stereo in autumn and winter. Strictly. Any time else feels illegal.

I also have a performance tomorrow.. eek... but its only in front of my performing class so if I fuck up it's fine. The songs we are doing are more than a feeling and blackhole sun and I got pushed to do the clean parts for both.

25/Mar/2025

I burned some cds today😄

The quality is actually really good, I got it off this guy who had remastered it album 5 years ago It just sounds bad because of the app I'm recording on to get the cool effect lol

Used CDBurnerXP software to get it on!!!

I hate my body because it's either im chugging 10 different waterbottles or im dehydrated and fainting all over the place