frank iero and bob bryar [ my chemical romance ] as a chicken jockey [ minecraft ]
Here's a little story for you silly buggers:
It starts with this guy and myself. We'd been friends for what, a year and a half? We organised to meet up a few times. It started with cuddles. Fucking score. Then it progressed to getting drunk. And then to making out... (okay maybe not in that order) But when I tell you, this fucker could NOT kiss for the life of him. It probably didn't help that we were shitfaced out of our minds. I was doing all the work, and holy shit! This guy just laid there, like a limp zombie. The only time I managed to get a moan outta him was when I pulled his goddamn oily hair. It was miserable man. Regardless..
One time, after watching Brokeback Mountain and drinking half our weight in cupboard booze, we were both so drunk we could barely walk to the bathroom without leaning on each other. He looked in the mirror and we both realised the massive purple hickey on his neck. Whatdafaq. It's alright though cause I covered it up well with a bit of concealer and powder. Phew, all in the clear, right?
Oh. My. Fucking. God!!!!!
This fucker goes home, takes a nice, hot, steamy shower, and has dinner with his family and forgets to put on more concealer.
THIS FUCKER!! His mum points at his neck and is like "haha, you are gay". HIS GRANDPARENTS WERE THERE. AND HIS OLDER BROTHER. AND HIS DAD. AND HES CHINESE. UGHHHHG!!!!
My love life is miserable. The end!
two emos fucking with no condom call that rawrdogging
VERY IMPORTANT IMAGE. HIS SHIRT IS UNBUTTONED ON THE BOTTOM. I FEEL LIKE A VICTORIAN MAN SEEING AN ANKLE FOR THE FIRST TIME. GOOD LORD
I made something, figured mcr ecosystem needed to see it.
First I made a stencil...
Then I printed it with acrylic paint and a makeup sponge...
This is it on!! Took me about 3 hours total. Love pencey prep. Love you mcr ecosystem xoxo
I burned some cds today😄
The quality is actually really good, I got it off this guy who had remastered it album 5 years ago It just sounds bad because of the app I'm recording on to get the cool effect lol
Used CDBurnerXP software to get it on!!!
"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok well i took a train out of new orleans?? and they shot me full of ephedrine?? this is how we like to do it in the murder scene?? can we settle up the score??
2025 fashion trends spring/summer/fall/winter
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go... this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies
My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon
mike 16 read The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger also he/him im vaxxed xoxo
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