Do U Think The Freaky Ass Scientists In Pacific Rim Gained Each Other's Kinks After Drifting In The Alien

a beetle just landed on my breast and then instantly died. not sure if my boob was too powerful or if it sought my bosom as a soft resting place, i hope it was the latter so it may have died at peace

STIMMING >w<

i dont smoke but man it would make my desire to sit on the edge of gutters and stare directly forward at nothing at 10 pm more socially acceptable if i did

just had the most transgender experience ever i think

the only true trans masc + trans fem solidarity is monster trucks

(for context i am above average monster truck fan age i think she just thought id appreciate it, they were right)

getting a worst enemy who's just some guy sucks bc i want to fist fight this bastard but instead he's just responding to me on google reviews, like a coward

fun fact vampire bats are technically venomous bc their saliva contains an anti-coagulant known as draculin that prevents blood from clotting. leeches and mosquitos also have similar functioning venoms :)

i wish i could unhinge my jaw but i would bite people more so maybe its for the best :(

gonna be real this jigsaw guy should invest in better quality cameras

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

there is a mercy from the universe in me having the stupidest sneeze ever but also not having hay-fever or any animal allergies. i am thankful for it everyday.