Ive Never Found A Word That Can Succinctly Describe How My Sexuality/gender/attraction Works So I Dont

TODD HOWARD IN THE AUDIENCE JUST. SEETHING WITH HATRED

me if my car battery didn't die

Ok so confession as a kid I used to try to run like Sara Steele. Like I'd run with my fists waving in front of me like I was holding swords like her.

some shitpost body pillows inspired by friends ^_^

bro this got me feeling like Sisyphus right now or however you spell his name

Would you like to boop Fuddruckers?

Would you like to boop fuddruckers?

STOP WINNING

NO

if there were two guys on the moon and the one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

not if he cheated, then it's completely justified

I wish I could be obsessed with like planes or something but instead I have to be weirdly obsessed with human sexuality (???) Why did you guys do this to me?? I am not an alien or a robot, by the way.

"cis-het forbidden romance" pretty much summarizes every romance subplot in Warriors, and that shit is about cats

Why they gotta put that in everything

What's a book trope/premise you hate and whats a book trope/premise you love?

Cis-het forbidden romance, the only thing keeping them apart is HR and/or a lawsuit.

A miserable man in a dystopian society, I love watching them nope around like a sad wet cat <3 (this is about Winston Smith. I love my wife.)

My special talent is pretending I want to contribute to society and be a normal person

I don't know who you are but I like you already

Turns you into a potato farmer