TODD HOWARD IN THE AUDIENCE JUST. SEETHING WITH HATRED

really like. for all that the clone wars are a cool concept and an extremely consequential thing that happened in the galaxy, there’s a reason the movies skip right over them. bc it doesn’t matter how many planets anakin & the gang battled separatists on. it doesn’t matter what cool stuff obi wan got up to. it doesn’t matter how close the jedi got to winning/losing the war, it matters that they went to war at all. it matters that a benevolent organization of peaceful monks abandoned 1000 years of prosperity to die for no reason. that was the story george lucas wanted to tell. bc for however confused his politics could get, he came of age aware his country was fighting an evil & pointless war. so he made movies not about good guys that almost won, but about people making weak and foolish choices in the name of patriotism. that is the whole point . that is the prequel trilogy’s most salient and biting commentary. i’m sorry your action figures died but they were doomed by the narrative for being neoliberal. ok.

It continues to be funny when people who've followed me for years go "wait you actually study the occult? Like for real?"

surely no one in academia cares at this point

You must understand that historians are not allowed to cum unless they're calling someone a crackpot fraud.

You know, you're different. You're the first woman I've met that I actually liked. As a person, you know? All of the other women were just flesh to me. Just meat. Raw, ground meat that I can toy with like putty and throw around like a disgruntled toddler at dinnertime. You're the first woman that's not just meat to me! Isn't that great? You're the first human woman I've ever known.

You should feel special, really. I could be eating you right now, or worse, but luckily I don't see you that way. Hahahaha.

arthurian dashboard simulation

🦌 jovesganymede

lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous 

🧅 villeinous

morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it

🧅 villeinous

jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex

🐗 hungryserf

op where is this happening. the diabolic sex

✍🏻 tonsurance

we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end 

🔮 preeminentwycche

i heard he was unicorning for older het couples 

🫂 merlinbignaturals

serial killer AND bad bi rep 

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭

🫘 t4tgwencelot

she’s actually so real

🦌 jovesganymede

need her

🐻 strongandtrue

if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer

✝️ spiritussanctus

actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too

🪰 wretchedesthive

lancelot isn’t going to fuck you

⚔️ roundtablewatch

sir kay spotted in camelot

🐗 hungryserf

girl who cares

🫦 nakedasaneedle

likely place for him to be

"The Wandering Monk"

Part of a Fallout fan project I'm working on about a ghoul monk living in the once Chinese occupied country of Tibet. The story focuses heavily on buddhism and the influences it has on this part of Asia post-war. This was all hand painted in procreate

some shitpost body pillows inspired by friends ^_^

so ravenswood academy huh