If There Were Two Guys On The Moon And The One Killed The Other With A Rock Would That Be Fucked Up Or

black widow perk

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

btw the new meta is making yourself as standofish and unappealing as possible and then feeling bad when everyone is scared or put off by you. this always works because if you do it for long enough some how people inextricably start being deeply attracted to you. it just works dude seriously

Cashiers should not only have chairs, they should have raised platforms to sit on so they can look down at anyone who purchases anything

Skyrim genders: Do you have your elbows outwards or inwards

Etheirys's Worst Crafter Crumples Under Modest Challenge, Flees To Moon To Hide Shame (Thousands Of People Are On The Moon To Witness Aforementioned Shame) (The Thousands Of People On The Moon Not Pictured Due To Privacy Laws) (Moon Privacy Laws Yes They Have Those Now)

Casting fireball, gimme a minute..

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[explosion sound] AEEUGHWAAAHH [thud] 25 XP! [looting.sfx]

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It's all ashes. What did you think would happen, idiot?