Latest Posts by barontyrwulf - Page 6

Yeah why not lol

Left to right: Käärijä (musician and noteworthy gender icon), Rarity (mlp:fim), Mollymauk Tealeaf (Critical Role Campaign 2 The Mighty Nein), Lt Commander Data (Star Trek TNG), Darkiplier (Markiplier Cinematic Universe), Alice (Disney’s Alice in Wonderland) & Alice Liddell (American McGee’s Alice games) & Alice (1988 Czech film by Jan Švankmajer)

I don’t know why I’m suddenly thinking about this (travel I suppose) but to get to Fort Collins, Colorado from Saint Paul, Minnesota it is advantageous to pass through Omaha, Nebraska. Me, my spouse 4 bandmates, and a roadie traveled in a rental van towards that city with all of our equipment and amps. To get to Omaha, you’re probably going to drive through Council Bluffs, Iowa. I will NEVER forget Council Bluffs, Iowa.

We get out of the car at the liquor store and gas station to get gas, smoke, piss, what have you. And you’re probably thinking “Baron, a lot of gas stations have a small liquor store in rural places” and you’re right. This was a big liquor store that had a small gas station attached to it and above it on a tall post that said “Mall of the Bluffs” which included a Hyvee grocery store up a small hill from there, and an apartment building with NO INTERIOR OR EXTERIOR LIGHTS ON, that had a big advertising sign in front of it that said “FREE RENT INQUIRE INSIDE”

At the pump was a young couple in a sports car, looking nervous as they finish filling up their tank and drive away and from behind the pump just out of view approaches a man I have etched into my memory forever. He murders tractors you see. High as a kite on some stimulant at this very late witching hour. His truck is a beater like every blue and white beater pickup truck you can immediately imagine. He is about 5’10” maybe 250 lbs. he is wearing boots and overalls and nothing else save for 6 plastic barrettes in his hair. The same one that little girls often wear that have the little embossed daisies on them. Facially, he’s Kevin Smith with a ponytail. He starts telling us about all of the tractors he’s torn apart and hauled away with his pickup truck. He starts asking us to guess how much weight the bed of his pickup can carry in broken tractor units. So we say “250 pounds?” Heartily and assuredly he responds “NOPE!” “350 pounds?” “NOPE!” “450 pounds?” “NOPE!”

550 pounds, it was 550 pounds.

We eventually pawn this guy off to the next person burning the midnight oil and carefully leave. My guitar player asked about why the guy had so many barrettes and our drummer, the wisest amongst us said “one for every tractor he’s murdered”

I’ve met some incredible people, rock stars, comic book authors, poets, animators, game developers.

I think about dead tractor guy more than any of them.

Orc fighting pit I made years ago! It’s going to go on my Mordheim board!

david lynch telling people in 2017 that you should accept trans people or kill yourself. he was so real for this.

Alexey Gorboot

For Pride Month last year (2024) I did everyone’s favorite Slaaneshi Smokeshow: Stupid Sexy Sigvald the Magnificent, in both his Warhammer Fantasy, and Age of Sigmar versions.

This is so cool! Love to see Tzeentch stuff!

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Gravalax the Beastlord is complete!

Chaos War Mammoth that I painted a few years ago!

hitting you with a massively oversized hammer

Kinky!

Is this supposed to be an Usopp thing? Or a Warhammer thing? It’s too cartoonish to be threatening, so it’s gotta be something else.

I got this tattoo on bastille day, a day of jailbreaks. Those who get it get it.

Not hiding a group of velociraptors per se, but I did give my best friend Emily all my old 5th edition Warhammer fantasy Lizardmen and now she has a thriving hobby to do with her big bi best friend, me.

I AM LGBT AND I SUPPORT LGBT AND I DEFINITELY AM NOT HIDING A GROUP IF VELOCIRAPTORS IN MY BEDROOM CUPBOARD!!! *Leans on the door of my bedroom cupboard, dinosaur sounds coming from within* *whispers at the door* shhh be quiet or else they'll know

Just a reminder since thanks to Space Marine 2.. Secret level...Rogue Trader.... We have alot new blood....

If all you do is read the books: You are a fan and welcome

If all you do is build the models: You are a fan and welcome

If you just play the video games: You are a fan and welcome

If all you do is make fanfiction and art: You are a fan and welcome

If you are here only for the memes:You are a fan and welcome

The only ones who arent't are those who are @$$holes.

An Amazon purchase, a 3D print that I painted up for our Lost Mines D&D 5E campaign. The second floor has an area for gaming (I decided) here you can see Texas Hold-Em, Roulette, and of course…. BLOOD BOWL!

I love this. I love all my trans friends too! We’re in this together!

Love making these little friends

The Beasts now have their own rocky terrain. Very pleased with the herdstone in particular.

Here is a scratch built hunters hall I made. I used the old styrofoam inserts that used to come in Warhammer sets as the basis for the second floor. That’s a real mouse pelt that some taxidermists use to practice. The rest is dowels, popsicle sticks, foam board… that kind of stuff.

Here are some close ups of some of the Forge World units for Warhammer Fantasy that I have! I also have a Bonegrinder Giant!

This is my shopping cart that I take to the grocery store. Red unz’ go fasta! It’s a Menards shopping cart that we found abandoned far away from any of their locations (Menards is like Home Depot or Lowe’s) and I went to Menards to buy the sheet metal and paint, they said (and I quote!) “you can’t keep the cart, we don’t use the plastic ones anymore.” The horns are railroad spikes and one time it skewered a bag of chips, which I then bought.

This is a great headstone, truly excellent, a stark reminder of mortality, and it also looks like a sack lunch. 10/10

Allegheny Cemetery 2-2-25-16

Still cooking :D (Please don't spoil me ectect but I am so close to going to moonrise towers lezgooo just have to finish the Shar temple and Yugir fight-)

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omfg madame you are dumb as bricks fjdkkd but she's funny ! And very cute :) love her little idle animations or the fact she has a teddy bear that's so fucking endearing- Pervert ass portrait btw jfkfkd with this offering, may my lesbo friends be merciful the next time we see each other for putting Karlach so low in my ranking <3

[Astarion] - [Lae'zel] - [Wyll] - [Shadowheart] - [Karlach]

More yapping and sketch below vvv

I don't have her often in my party tho :/ in fact she's the one I use the less (sorry Karlach)- maybe next time around. But is it just me (once again don't spoil me please), or does she have less of an important role in the story as the others ? Maybe it'll come in act 3 idk but so far : Shadowheart has the whole Shar worshiping the artifact and memory thing ; Lae'zel had the crèche a meeting with her god queen and the Githyankis are directly linked to the Mind Flayers ; Astarion has Cazador the scars the worm enthusiasm and directly interacts with Raphael ; Gayle is a fucking bomb and fumbled the goddess of magic herself ; and Wyll has Mizora with the contract and his father getting kidnapped- what does Karlach have ? Former Zariel attack dog ? idk if we'll meet them since Mizora is way more mentioned than them and why would we go to Avernus (at least before one of her endings)- Her engine ? Yeah but that feels less connected to the story and it only involves her... Her story feels very linked to Wyll's, like with how you recruit her, the fact she knows Mizora, how choosing to spare her made Wyll a demon... and it ends up benefiting his character way more than hers- She's not even on the loading screen art fkgkfl and that's a bit sad

I am planning on doing all six main companions :) of course in order from my favorite to the one I feel most neutral about. Don't get me wrong I like them all (for now), but one had to be last-

This is really cool!!! Absolutely beautiful!

i finished my biggest project yet :))

i made spirited away's bathouse from scratch. most materials came from my trash or the dollar store

Close ups of the Warriors of Chaos army. Still need to finish basing a lot of them.

Close ups of the Orcs and Goblins army. I need to finish the bases on a lot of these and it’s my least favorite part. Buy flock in bulk: my advice

The games room.

(Most of) My Orcs and Goblins army is on the left and (most of) my Warriors of Chaos army is on the right inside three Warhammer Fortresses.

So handsome… People’s Champion was my album of the year for 2024.

Korhil

Fury 🔥

all of the people's champion album as song illustrations! minus the skit but maybe you'll forgive me for that

I kitbashed a Nippon Ronin in the Empire! They’ve taken out some raiding orcs!