This Is My Shopping Cart That I Take To The Grocery Store. Red Unz’ Go Fasta! It’s A Menards Shopping

Some of my Warhammer Books!

Join Chaos, we’ve got bad girls!

Rb for daily health and prosperity

Here’s a commission I did for my best friend to have on her desk at work.

The context is that my best friend is a stagehand (union strong!) and people keep bringing in donuts. Trying to be health conscious, she wanted a “motivational sign” but she didn’t want normie bullshit, she wanted orcs declaring a Waaagh against cheap pastries! Or at least a sign to tap if she was feeling passive aggressive.

Squiggles: Let the Rainbow Taste You!

My poison tree frog inspired squig squad. Not all of them match a real world frog coloration. I definitely took some liberties.

Happy Confederate Surrender Day!

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

Boomers really don't like it when you remind them that the Beatles broke up more than a decade before you were born. Or that you are well into your 40s.

Don't let it stop you.

I’ve been properly basing all of my orcs and goblins and some of these paint jobs were done myself as a teenager or in my mid twenties.

Sometimes you need to let the teenage you be part of the you of today that has the big green army like in the warhammer armies books that he always wanted back then. Proudly rank up his paint jobs alongside the minis painted after 20 years more experience.

Include yourself in yourself.

And some more!

Close ups of the Orcs and Goblins army. I need to finish the bases on a lot of these and it’s my least favorite part. Buy flock in bulk: my advice