logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing
wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know
also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say
"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.
something where sambucky is hanging out in public and a reporter says some racist shit about sam being captain america to their face and congressman barnes punches said reporter in the face without hesitation
mr. green is a twink sorry not sorry
hc that charles has erik as an emergency contact even after cuba and hank is absolutely livid when he finds out
hank, turning blue: you have the nation's most wanted terrorist who paralyzed you as your emergency contact?? are you fucking serious??
charles, miserably drunk: there was good in him, i felt it-
being accused of shooting jfk isn't an entry level requirement to be my comfort character but it sure is an interesting bonus
it's the face, the suit, the hat, and the fact that he's about to speak french to track down nazis
one down, one to go
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65781478
writing two sentryagent fics was not how i thought i'd spend my summer but i'm not mad
logan "it was nice to feel wanted" howlett (worst version)
if they pull a civil war between bucky and sam i swear
was it casual when i kidnapped you and saved your life?