Something Where Sambucky Is Hanging Out In Public And A Reporter Says Some Racist Shit About Sam Being

CHERIK IN 2026?? SAY NO MORE

john performs small acts of service when no one's looking and pretends like he doesn't. who sometimes puts away the dishes? john, but if anyone enters the kitchen, he immediately drops the dish he's holding on purpose. who sometimes refills water for yelena's guinea pig? john, but if anyone sees him, he starts drinking the water himself.

voidwalker doesn't make sense but like it does

"who can cook better, erik or charles" erik can literally wield magnetic fields. charles most likely grew up with chefs. and even with his powers, charles might know how to cook but has poor execution. and even without his powers, erik can cook because i said so.

i need john to gain the trust of sentry like sam earns the trust of the winter soldier in fanfics

it's the face, the suit, the hat, and the fact that he's about to speak french to track down nazis

imagine jumping into the ocean to save a stranger and developing a strong bond with said stranger while helping him realize the goodness within his tortured self only to be repaid by being betrayed and paralyzed from the waist down so you relinquish your telepathic powers in order to walk but then some hairy dude with claws claiming to be from the future tells you that you have to break the stranger out of the pentagon as he allegedly murdered the president during his year of being a mutant terrorist because it's essential for the future and as much as you despise this no-longer-a-stranger you have been undeniably in love with him and by the end of everything you're at a cafe in paris with him playing your favorite shared pastime and being proposed to

logan "it was nice to feel wanted" howlett (worst version)

what is it gonna take for bucky stans to get it through their thick skulls that bucky barnes would not be happy to hear about their poorly disguised racism towards sam wilson

dp&w raised my standards because there is nothing more romantic than kidnapping the so-called worst variant of a dead hero and dragging him on a homoerotic timeline-saving adventure that ends with bringing him home to your blind coke-addicted grandmother figure roommate