Logan "it Was Nice To Feel Wanted" Howlett (worst Version)

“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).

let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.

due to ava and yelena having what i can only assume was a very regimented early adulthood between SHIELD and The Red Room

my headcanon is that, out of the millenial Thunderbolts, only bob and john experienced Vine firsthand

it’s a huge shock to bob when they’re all being driven somewhere and, like a reflex, john says “road work ahead?” upon seeing the eponymous sign

he recovers quickly enough to say “uh yeah i sure hope it does” back to john and just beams at him

i just saw an edit of sambucky to the ‘i hope you’re happy’ part of defying gravity. IM SOBBING 💔💔

writing two sentryagent fics was not how i thought i'd spend my summer but i'm not mad

update

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65781478

i need john walker sobbing in a corner during a mental breakdown and bob has no idea what do but just sits next to him quietly

the moment when wade realizes that logan has night vision >>>>

logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing

wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know

also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say

whoever said smash deadpool but not ryan reynolds was on something

which i fully support

doesn't it terrify you? the fact that the us government isn't even trying to hide how they kidnap legal immigrants (COLLEGE STUDENTS) in broad daylight without due process, masked without identification? for exercising their first amendment right??

did we not learn that one of the most obvious signs of a dictatorship is a secret police force that oppresses those who disagree with those in power??

"why do we learn history?" because if we forget about the holocaust, a genocide which murdered AT LEAST SIX MILLION jewish people and other oppressed groups (homosexuals, disabled individuals) then it can easily happen again

i hope we're not just brushing over the fact that john walker was literally about to jump to his death after watching himself be a neglectful dad