azaraelaxelus
he/him || murder the gods and topple their thrones
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meet Laufey, a 1788 year old shapeshifting demigoddess who has perpetually been in a midlife crisis for her entire life. She has recently settled down with her 577 cats and established one of the most popular cat cafés in Valdania, ignoring the fact that she is still grounded by her mother and should not have been allowed to leave the cabin in which she was imprisoned
random very messy sketch of Jurdan :3
has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away
I love her so much
It's quite ironic that Fey are weak to the element with the symbol Fe
My bisexual-ass: I go both ways
Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house
Vivi: Ask your man what he is most afraid of, and if he doesn't say "losing you", then dump him
Jude: Cardan what are you most afraid of
Cardan: You
Hi my name is Harrow'hark Nonagesimus and I have 200 souls trapped in me and short choppy black hair that grows too fast ever since my DIY lobotomy and black eyes like the rest of the Ninth and a lot of people tell me I look like Anastasia (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the girl in the tomb but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm a space Kiwi but my teeth are straight and white. I have skin that's only described as somewhat lighter than Gideon's and is always covered in greasepaint. I'm also a necromancer, and I live in a castle called Drearburh on Pluto where I'm the Reverend Daughter (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love the Ninth's dress code and I always adhere to it. For example today I was wearing a ribcage corset, a black shirt, black pants, black boots, and a black cloak. I was wearing skull facepaint, specifically The Chain. I was walking outside Drearburh. It’s on Pluto so there was hardly any sun, which I was very happy about. Gideon Nav stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
me, reading TLT: who the fuck is the body. who is A.L. annabel lee?? what
the humble planet Earth:
bilbo was 111 years old and still doing that
nothing feels better than finding the word that fits perfectly for what you're trying to describe
writing really is just googling synonyms. that's it. just a constant carousel of "I used this word two paragraphs ago, what is another word for this word"
They’re so Orpheus and Eurydice. But like. If Eurydice went willingly down so Orpheus could live, and Orpheus gouged out his eyes so he wouldn’t fail.
Partially inspired by this post and, you know, everything i love being orpheus and eurydice in some way
I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.
news about joey's book finally!!!
Raven Books has acquired actor and musician Joey Batey’s debut novel, It’s Not a Cult.
Senior commissioning editor Therese Keating acquired UK and Commonwealth from Molly Jamieson at United Agents, and the book will be published in September 2025.
Batey added: "This book is my love song to the gods of wild nights, woeful decisions and really rubbish pub bands. I am so grateful to Therese and all the team at Raven Books for bringing It’s Not a Cult to life – I’d be lost without you."
book synopsis:
Callum, Melusine and Al play in a band with no name, baffling audiences in terrible pubs across the north-east of England with their 'sound' and occasionally reaching the dizzy heights of 97 viewers on their livestreams. To say they are losers would be to imply they were in the race in the first place. But they believe in their music, and in each other. Their songs tell the stories of the Solkats: fictional northern gods of small things, mishap and mayhem. However, when an act of violence at a pub gig goes viral they catch the eye of a disillusioned influencer and suddenly go from having a cult following to having a cult, following. All the Solkats want, Callum insists, is to have effect on the world. But as fans from LA to Australia and everywhere in between flock to Northumberland, and each gig becomes larger and more lawless than the last, this effect starts to feel scarily. real. And if they really do exist, which is it more dangerous to anger: a wayward group of elder gods, or your biggest fans? Because gods and cults both demand sacrifices. And one way or another, they're going to get one.
the exact release date is sept 25th, btw
okay so I was listening to Never Love An Anchor, and just had the random idea to attribute it to Tuva and Wulf. The entire song itself isn't very accurate to their relationship and story. It's about a parent willfully abandoning their child for what they thought was their own betterment, and so on and so forth, and being guilty for what they have done. But like, Tuva blames herself for losing Wulf ~ she thinks she abandoned him, failed him, and feels deeply terrible for not having been there for him. She wonders at what he may have become, or where he might be, and clings to the slim sliver of hope that he might be all right after all. And like:
"I am selfish, I am broken, I am cruel
I am all the things they might have said to you
Do you ever think of me and my two hands?
And wonder why they never soothed your fevers?
And wonder why they never tied your shoes?
And wonder why they never held you gently?
And wonder why they never had the chance
To lose you?"
I get so sad every time someone says they couldn't get into TLT because they got lost so I MADE THIS. enjoy. Please let me know if Im missing anything or anything is wrong!
EDIT 3/15: UPDATED SOME INFORMATION IN THE BoE SLIDE
Link to all the artists' websites/blogs below!
Slide 2: ttbret on twitter
Slide 3: decemberiste on twitter
Slide 4: midnightcrows.tumblr.com
Slide 5: exmakina.tumblr.com
Slide 6: haveyoumetmythief.tumblr.com
Slide 8: BriarwickArt
Slide 9: fluffehwuffeh.tumblr.com
Slide 11: mothmanforreal.tumblr.com
Slide 12: ydteus.tumblr.com , sermna.tumblr.com
Slide 13: notedchampagne.tumblr.com, marceline2174.tumblr.com
Slide 14: lulafia.tumblr.com, by melli4uhbees on twitter
Slide 15: melli4uhbees on tumblr , reaandull on tumblr
Slide 16: starcanist on tumblr
Slide 17: cutetanuki-chan on tumblr
rereading gtn and it's so funny that harrow claims not to think about gideon only to be immediately disproven by revealing that she spent a full night planting bones under the landing field to make sure gideon can't leave
Gideon Nav: a woman who, surrounded by the most repressed elderly nuns ever, independently invented being a masc lesbian
I can also make shitty art and write shitty stories and commit numerous counts of plagiarism all without the environmental and moral implications and whatever, it’s a win-win
When there's a major schism in your country and they're both right wing
your honor i was just furthering the plot
Re-blog this if:
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.