news about joey's book finally!!!
Raven Books has acquired actor and musician Joey Batey’s debut novel, It’s Not a Cult.
Senior commissioning editor Therese Keating acquired UK and Commonwealth from Molly Jamieson at United Agents, and the book will be published in September 2025.
Batey added: "This book is my love song to the gods of wild nights, woeful decisions and really rubbish pub bands. I am so grateful to Therese and all the team at Raven Books for bringing It’s Not a Cult to life – I’d be lost without you."
book synopsis:
Callum, Melusine and Al play in a band with no name, baffling audiences in terrible pubs across the north-east of England with their 'sound' and occasionally reaching the dizzy heights of 97 viewers on their livestreams. To say they are losers would be to imply they were in the race in the first place. But they believe in their music, and in each other. Their songs tell the stories of the Solkats: fictional northern gods of small things, mishap and mayhem. However, when an act of violence at a pub gig goes viral they catch the eye of a disillusioned influencer and suddenly go from having a cult following to having a cult, following. All the Solkats want, Callum insists, is to have effect on the world. But as fans from LA to Australia and everywhere in between flock to Northumberland, and each gig becomes larger and more lawless than the last, this effect starts to feel scarily. real. And if they really do exist, which is it more dangerous to anger: a wayward group of elder gods, or your biggest fans? Because gods and cults both demand sacrifices. And one way or another, they're going to get one.
the exact release date is sept 25th, btw
IT WAS MAGICAL. HE DIDN'T F*CK THAT TREE. JASEROS VAR VONTOIS DID NOTHING WRONG.
TAD is the only band in existence actually
literally all their songs are bangers. no i do not take criticism. if you dare speak ill of them you forfeit your rights to your appendix. also get scurvy🪄
Historians will call them besties
rewatching merlin is like: here's the softest most joyful person you've met. watch as the universe slowly breaks him down and forces him to lose all of his happiness, but still smile away softly so his best friend doesn't know...
the next album has not been released because the gods know that if it was we would be unstoppable. They fear us. They're upturning inkpots cause they know what we'll become.
let's get this straight: he isn't
They’re so Orpheus and Eurydice. But like. If Eurydice went willingly down so Orpheus could live, and Orpheus gouged out his eyes so he wouldn’t fail.
Partially inspired by this post and, you know, everything i love being orpheus and eurydice in some way
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“All relationships have one law: never make the one you love feel alone, especially when you’re there.”
— Unknown