Careless Whisper Fucks So Insanely Hard And I Will Never Forgive The Internet For Making It A "meme Song."

would like to memorialize this ironic, pathetic, and disgusting post from my former pastor. “ACT LIKE MEN BE STRONG.” shame on you. shame on you for encouraging men to continue hiding their emotions and feelings. shame on you for making men think they cannot be vulnerable. shame on you for using aggressive words and sentence structure to scare and excite your trusting congregation. shame on you for spitting hatred toward members of the LGBTQ+ community. shame on you for spitting hatred at the “sinners” who trust your word. i trusted you and i have never been so disappointed by a former leader.

there is no hate like christian love.

took me a long time to realize i like confusing people and that’s ok. sometimes u need to just baffle ppl. leave them something w no explanation that they will have to think about. i love confusing people

reblogging this because i have to come back to it i don’t even know this game and im crying

fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.

this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).

gonna keep streaming first kill thru pride month bc if this show gets cancelled i will riot this is everything i’ve been waiting for

when this song first came out my christian choir class was waiting outside the building to be let in and some kid started playing the clean version of this

then some girl tried to stop him and he smashed her iphone 5 on the concrete and all hell broke loose then our choir teacher let us in and she unleashed on herself a chaos like i have never seen before

and all of this is tied to thrift shop by macklemore and i can never escape it

listing to the explicit version of thrift shop is such an acid trip especially when the song came out when you were in middle school and you pretty much only heard it on the radio or at school dances because what the fuck do you mean macklemore you walked into the club like what up i got a big cock? what do you m e a n

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened

Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)

Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just... stay on Earth.

i’ve been looking at tumblr posts since i was 13 and i’ve probably made like 4 accounts over the years so here’s hoping that now that i am an Adult i can Do Something Consistently

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

mimes should be screaming and moaning the whole time theyre performing to more realistically reflect the emotional realities of the really fucked up stuff they have to deal with all the time (trapped in a box, tugged on by a rope, suitcase too heavy, etc.)