When This Song First Came Out My Christian Choir Class Was Waiting Outside The Building To Be Let In

when this song first came out my christian choir class was waiting outside the building to be let in and some kid started playing the clean version of this

then some girl tried to stop him and he smashed her iphone 5 on the concrete and all hell broke loose then our choir teacher let us in and she unleashed on herself a chaos like i have never seen before

and all of this is tied to thrift shop by macklemore and i can never escape it

listing to the explicit version of thrift shop is such an acid trip especially when the song came out when you were in middle school and you pretty much only heard it on the radio or at school dances because what the fuck do you mean macklemore you walked into the club like what up i got a big cock? what do you m e a n

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3 months ago

i always recommend wuthering heights to people because it’s such a unique book in which none of the characters are even remotely likable and yet….you really can’t wait to see where their bullshit is going to take them next. running away from home? cool. obsessing about revenge for the rest of your life? hey everyone needs a hobby. forcing your kid and the neighbors kid to get married? sounds like a plan. digging up your old lovers grave? why the fuck not at this point. you’re both pissed off yet fascinated. you will be miserable but love every second of it


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3 months ago
I Am In Tears

I am in tears

I Am In Tears

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3 months ago

ergonomic


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3 months ago

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

Someone On Twitter Is Trying To Claim That Use Of An Em-dash Is An Indication Of AI-generated Writing

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3 months ago

Been seeing a lot of folks talk about bugout bags where the context seems to be fleeing a Knock from secret police or something, and I want to gently suggest folks consider more likely reasons to bug out (wildfires, crumbling infrastructure leading to gas leaks, etc).

Make sure your bag can get you through scenarios where you are part of a mass evacuation, rather than you clandestinely leaving in the middle of the night to escape brownshirts.

I feel like thinking in this context will help folks prepare better and think beyond fleeing to the nearest border as their prime objective.

I don't like giving this regime more power than it actually has, so it is helpful to me to think about what I would do in specific scenarios. Planning for those gives me much more concrete action items, reduces my panic, and ends up preparing me better for unknown situations.

A lot of us have real fear of this regime rn, and escaping a Knock is a realistic concern.

But I feel like a lot of white, cishet, middle class folks are in oppression cosplay mode rn, and their brains aren't in a practical space for what the more likely impact to their lives is going to be.

If preparing for a Knock isn't also going to prepare you for facing sitting in traffic for 12 hours with no hotel plans because you need to evacuate a natural disaster on short notice, you should think a bit more about your risk factors and resiliency.

Vague prepping for "When shit hits the fan" means you are going to forget key items. Come up with some specific scenarios to run through and see how your kit would perform.


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3 years ago

i wrote a poem. this is the first time i have posted anything like this so any and all feedback is appreciated, even if you don’t think it’s worth it i would love it. this is just straight from pen to paper in like 10 minutes so it won’t be a masterpiece, but if you see this please let me know what you think.

my mind’s gone mad.

did you notice?

gone by whispers

like soft smoke (tendrils).

my mind went mad.

I did not notice (did you?)

I mourn the normalcy

I never had.

my mind was mad.

for so long (clouded over)

did you notice?

my mind’s gone mad.

the clouds are gone

but my loss remains.

have you noticed?


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2 months ago
Let These Be The Photos That Mark Tonight.
Let These Be The Photos That Mark Tonight.
Let These Be The Photos That Mark Tonight.

Let these be the photos that mark tonight.

This evening, Rep. Al Green of Texas was forcibly removed from the joint session of Congress by the sergeant-at-arms for standing up and yelling “You have no mandate to cut Medicaid.” during the president’s address.

“He is a person who has consistently used incivility against civility,” Green said. 

“I’m willing to suffer whatever punishment is available to me,” he continued. “I didn’t say to anyone, ‘Don’t punish me.’ I’ve said I’ll accept the punishment, but it’s worth it to let people know that there are some of us who are going to stand up against this president’s desire to cut Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security.”

“This is about the people who are being punished by virtue of losing their health care,” he added. “This is the richest country in the world, and we have people who don’t have good health care.” (Per HuffPost)

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