So... I Got Drunk And Decided To Attempt To Do The Asylum Map In Phasmophobia... On My Own :) As You

Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people 

-Nor 🇳🇴

*playing phasmophobia*

Finland 🇫🇮: *very dramatically* WAIT LEAVE, THE GHOST IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU

Iceland 🇮🇸: Haha nice try, you won’t get me that easily

Ghost: *slams the door and starts fucking screeching*

Iceland 🇮🇸: OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK WAIT LET ME OUT

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh wait it was actually in there? I was joking

Iceland 🇮🇸: FUCK YOU *dies*

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hey. HEY.

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck do you want?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nice boobs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Norway 🇳🇴: ಠ_ಠ

Denmark 🇩🇰: What?

Norway 🇳🇴: Stay the fuck away from me. *hides in locker*

Denmark 🇩🇰: you think you can escape me?

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Omg there’s giant fists, I don’t wanna get fisted

Norway 🇳🇴: No, we don’t want any fisting

Denmark 🇩🇰: Not right now anyway, save that for later ;)

Norway 🇳🇴:

This is the upright Phasmophobia knife of good luck

Join the Gaymer Nordic Gang Discord server today for 5 years of good luck 

https://discord.gg/UX29aH5RdJ

(also, we are streaming phasmo at the time of posting, so if you’re quick you can vibe with us :D)

Yesterdays HFF Highlights :P

Denmark balling his eyes out, sprawled on the floor, because he can’t stand on a block and Iceland pretending not to notice. 

Finland trying his best to execute Sweden’s plan to solve the puzzle ~ 💖

Two seconds later :) Slips. :) Sweden trying his best not to lose his lover- EVEN THO HE WILL COME BACK. 

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~ Cereal 

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)

Iceland! What have you been up to lately?

Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great

Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time

Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?

Norway: You know I love you really

Iceland:

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