The Hetalia Follow List

APH Nordics as things from our discord server quote wall

(Is this a server plug? Maybe.)

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fucking Norwegians took my braincell, can’t have shit in Denmark

Norway 🇳🇴: I hope satan rejects your application to be his sugar baby

Iceland 🇮🇸: Watch this! *dies* ah, piss

Sweden 🇸🇪: I’m going to commit arson in the name of Finland

Finland 🇫🇮: Captain, I want to get this battery but the clap of my ass cheeks won’t let me get close

Pls join our server, I spent ages yesterday ✨spicing it up✨ 😩 You can vibe with us, play games with us and add to the quote wall, what’s not to love?

https://discord.com/invite/pchymkdJMc

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thats mine, 260k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: Ugh, fine *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man

Norway 🇳🇴: Usually I’d say no problem, but actually this time it is a problem

*later in the game*

Denmark 🇩🇰: 500k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks

Norway 🇳🇴: Problem.

Update:

I got the hug :)

(Kind of)

-Nor 🇳🇴

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

This is what you’re missing by not joining our discord 😤 https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

Okay so uhhh, this might not seem like that much but we just hit 50 followers, which is insane to us since this blog has only been alive for a little over a month 🥺

We literally never thought this account would get anywhere because, as the title of this blog suggests, it was made completely out of brain diarrhoea and we had no clue what we were gonna do with it (maybe we should change the title lmfao)

So, to celebrate…

IT’S Q&A TIME!!!

Send in any questions, either for the Nordics or us (the muns/admins), and we’ll answer all of them ASAP!

Once again, thank you! We can’t wait to see where this blog goes in the future :)

-Lizard 🦎 and Cereal 🥣

Good job Den, though we all know you're gonna need to find a lot more, so good luck lahe mees

Thank you!!! I actually ended up finding just enough to make one ingot so I made a netherite pickaxe :D can’t wait until I have full netherite tools and armour, then I’ll be the coolest 😤

-Den 🇩🇰

Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?

Ghost: Die.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.

Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

If people are actually interested, we will start streaming every Thursday evening at 6pm GMT

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/BqESyKVv

*playing phasmophobia, during a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Denmark 🇩🇰: If I was a sussy baka, what-

Norway 🇳🇴: Shut the fuck up right now or I’ll sacrifice you to the ghost

Denmark 🇩🇰:

How the FUCK do you come up with the ideas for your text posts 💀

Every single text post comes from things that we’ve said during gaming sessions!

I’ve literally started writing things that I find funny down in a note on my phone as they happen so that I can turn them into text posts later, I think that one note is the reason I have no storage left on my phone lmfao

-Lizard 🦎