Jon Sims Literally Cannot Access A Lot Of The Internet Cause He Gets To The ‘i Am Human’ Button And

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I'm sorry, cringe culture can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause it's dead!

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-JOIN THE HUNT-

No LGB without the T(Q+)

After seeing federal websites mass remove the T and "trans"

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

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Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

Oooh hey it’s him again!

Drawing this guy gives me the giggles

[ID: fan art of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus archives. A bust shot of Jonathan sims looking at the viewer, he is covered in orange glowing eyes and his own eyes are glowing too. The lighting is dark and green and the orange stands out against it. He looks quite shocked, poor guy. End ID]

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@vague-magnus-archives ?

my bingo card! this will be fun :D

I saw someone else do this, my predictions for the magnus protocol bingo card. This was really hard lol. Kinda wanted to do predictions on statements and such but it’s really difficult coming up with ideas.

The quick template I made: