I May Or May Not Have A Thing For Men Covered In Blood.

TUESDAY APRIL FIRST YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

the king has returned

edit: since this kinda blew up please click for palestine <3

Car scene from Tombstone

Gay people will be like “this is my comfort show!” And then show you the most emotionally devastating, stress-inducing, tragic piece of media you have ever witnessed

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

I did some research that you might find interesting. I was very interested in how much Will and Hannibal earn per month.

After consulting a few sites I came to the conclusion that an FBI profiler earns ~6000-7000$/month. Will is also a teacher and it turns out that's better paid than being a profiler but I could only find salaries for special agents who are teachers so I would say that for Will is less than that, so maybe 6000-7000$/month from teaching. Since he is back on field he is probably doing his teacher job part time so it's even less, I would stick to a 4000$/month.

So I might be wrong but will could be earning more than 10.000$/month. No idea how taxes work in the US so feel free to correct me.

However when it comes to Hannibal...I see that a therapy session can range from 300 to 500$ in the field of psychiatry. Especially since he has his own office, I would say he charges 400$/session. When we get to see a page in his agenda, it's actually quite full and he works until very late so I would say 5 patients per day (with breaks and all).

So 5 x 400 = 2000$/day

5 x 2000= 10.000$/ week

10.000 x 4 = 40.000$/month

And you have to account for the fact that he is active in the field (publishes papers, assesses phd candidates) so it's safe to say Hannibal earns around 50.000$ per month....which is....insane but not surprising.

Of course all the calculations are speculative but I think I am mostly right.

AN ACTUAL FUCKING VIOLATION

well when you’re attached at the hip with your manservant alone includes him right…..?