"i Won't Do Polyamory Because I Don't Think It's For Me And I'm Personally Uncomfortable With The Idea"

I screamed for like 5 minutes straight after I finished that episode, Johnny, Alex, I'm approaching your location at a high rate of speed

my biggest fear right now is that tomorrow's episode will have a giant cliffhanger because there's a mid season break after it. Jonny please don't do this to me

What I think a statement would taste like to Jon since he "eats" statements

The Eye: Human flesh (cause it would be ||cannibalism|| since Jon is part of the eye)

The Spiral: Rainbow ribbon candy, sour pack kids

The Lonely: Sea water

The Vast: Ice water

The Dark: Soy Sauce

The End: Stale crackers

The Extinction: Rocks

The Desolation: Brunt marshmallows

The Slaughter: Dried/Old blood

The Hunt: Raw meat and fresh blood

The Flesh: Flesh (duh)

The Corruption: Moldy Meat

The Stranger: Carnival candy that taste slightly off

The Buried: Dirt

The Web: Cobwebs and Dust

“Why can’t we watch the show a little longer? It’s not my fault you can’t handle some measly colors.”

Happy new year everyone :]

Outfits based off lovely lovely art by kelpiekidd :3

If people don’t make more Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus x reader/oc fics I’m going to go insane.

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

AHHH TALL JON KILL IT, ITS UNNATURAL. HE IS A SHORT MAN

Tall Jon -finished this post

Someone with more talent than me redraw this with ford and bill please

he didn’t say it but we all know it was what he was thinking

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Welcome back Tumblr Sexyman Bill Cipher

Congratulations!

After a long and difficult pregnancy and a complicated C-section, I have great news for you: you are a parent! Say hi to your new son, Papa!