“let’s All Wear Beanies And Not Tell Him”

here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:

disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.

Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.

ferrari is really taking the ‘helping people relate to taylor swift songs’ too seriously cause what in the “PLEASE PLEASE IVE BEEN ON MY KNEES CHANGE THE PROPHECY” is this.

I HATE MEN SO MUCH THEY MAKE ME SICK ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE THE URGE TO REGURGITATE MY INSIDES AT THE THOUGHT

why is everyone suddenly hating on lando? I’m so confused

agreed. wag life is the only life for me at this point.

i’m a raging feminist until it means i have to work hard to achieve my goals! tbh, couldn’t be fucked anymore 💔

going to kms or marry rich

kinda ironic that the reason toto didn’t sign max back in 2014 is the reason he is (most likely) going to sign kimi for 2025.

what do you mean nico rosberg showed up to the eras tour and taylor swift sat down at that piano and sang “intertwined in the magic fabric of our dreaming, old habits die screaming.” what do you mean?!

i have an assignment due in 13 hours and 39 minutes (plenty of time, if you ask me). i have just opened the notification. 2 questions, 1500 words altogether. i blame the procrastinator in me... the person who has consistently done every single assignment (without fail) the night before and never suffered the consequences. someone needs to humble me, please, i'm begging. fail me. tell me my writing is shit. i cannot go on like this.

on the brighter side, i have 13 hours and its only 1500 words (i've definitely done worse before) i'll be fine...

(word count: 0/1500)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

🕯️🕯️🕯️GEORGE WDC 🕯️🕯️🕯️

at this rate, george russell is going to “let me sneak right past ya” his way to wdc