here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:
disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.
Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.
"in 50 years will all this be declassified?" it better be, lewis hamilton, it better be.
pookie logan sargeant do you know i love and appreciate you?? please tell me you know. you need to know
charles is stronger than me, i simply would’ve given up already - lost the will to live, to exist.
And you tell me he's not baby girl coded? Bitch, please. He's my favorite baby girl always.
putting the disco in discombobulated!!
i swear if this is a brocesdes-esque film…
BRITCEDES IS ALIVE AND BREATHING, BACK BETTER THAN EVER, THRIVING EVEN (shouted through ticking sounds - it’s the countdown to abu dhabi)
“something is rotten in the state of alpine” — shakespeare, circa 1603
bros aura is unmatched