p4 today, p1 tomorrow
this post is for christian horner, if you are not christian horner please keep scrolling.
hi christian, both your drivers have been saying the car is fucked. please fix the car. I miss red bull dominance, it was the one stable thing in my life. luke warm regards, a loyal george russell & mercedes fan
”i’m so obsessed with him but he avoids me like the plague”
why is everyone suddenly hating on lando? I’m so confused
BRITCEDES IS ALIVE AND BREATHING, BACK BETTER THAN EVER, THRIVING EVEN (shouted through ticking sounds - it’s the countdown to abu dhabi)
“something is rotten in the state of alpine” — shakespeare, circa 1603
what do you mean nico rosberg showed up to the eras tour and taylor swift sat down at that piano and sang “intertwined in the magic fabric of our dreaming, old habits die screaming.” what do you mean?!
the insane amount of whiplash charles and carlos receive at ferrari is crazy. how you go from having both drivers on podium in monaco to neither finishing the race in canada is completely beyond me.
“let’s all wear beanies and not tell him”
discombobulated
kinda ironic that the reason toto didn’t sign max back in 2014 is the reason he is (most likely) going to sign kimi for 2025.