PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

here’s the rundown, from my deep dive into whatever the fuck is going on with alpine:

disclaimer, not sure if which parts of this are entirely accurate so don’t just take my word on it.

Let’s take this back to 2022. Dmitry Mazepin (father of Nikita Mazepin), was a 75% owner of HiTech, until 9 days before Russia invaded Ukraine (suspicious) where he signed over his shares/ownership entirely to Oliver Oakes who then held the remaining 25%. Oliver alongside his brother take full ownership of HiTech. NOW NOTHING COMES FOR FREE IN THIS WORLD #corruption. So the Mazepin family uses the Oaks as a gateway to continue doing business in the UK after they were banned for being in direct relations with Putin. This year HiTech was planning to put a bid in to become a F1 team (not anymore I guess). And during Miami (the race weekend, Friday apparently), Oliver Oaks’ brother (who was listed as Director of HiTech GP) was arrested and charged with “transferring criminal property” and not only that he was found with a large amount of cash on him. Oliver Oaks, as soon as the race finished, resigned and fucked off to Dubai and no one knows his exact location as of this moment in time. once again, disclaimer, this is what ive gathered from what’s been brought to light about the situation.

I need to rant

bros aura is unmatched

what do you mean nico rosberg showed up to the eras tour and taylor swift sat down at that piano and sang “intertwined in the magic fabric of our dreaming, old habits die screaming.” what do you mean?!

what do you mean Lewis is starting P18 for his last race with Mercedes? What do you mean??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?

andrea stella, when i catch you….

what in the brocedes was that, gracie abrams?!?!!?

ferrari is definitely just a social experiment

CHARLES STARTING P20?!??!!

I HATE MEN SO MUCH THEY MAKE ME SICK ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE THE URGE TO REGURGITATE MY INSIDES AT THE THOUGHT