So I Found This Caterpillar On My Way To Class

THIS IS REAL MUSIC PEOPLE

why undertale has ruined me

Me: *sees fish* undyne

Me: *sees spaghetti* pap

Me: *sees robot* hot leg

Me: *sees lizard* cute nerd

Me: *sees skeleton* sansy

Me: *sees goat* mother

Me: *sees flower* piece of shit from hell

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

I have seen the face of god

TRUTH

OH NO THIS GUY I USED TO HAVE A THING WITH FOLLOWED ME ON TWITTER I HAVE TO DELETE SO MANY SUBTWEETS HELP

hahah X

stolen from reddit

hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i've been meaning to share:

bone china is called bone china bc yes it contains bones!

i'm not saying that autistic bees exist but autistic bees exist

for 15 years sweden thought russian submarines were invading its waters; it turned out to be herrings farting

cows have regional accents

sometimes massive fields of ice eggs wash up on beaches. literally just ice shaped like eggs. that is a thing that sometimes happens and i derive joy from this peculiar world