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i just found 12 bricks

hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i've been meaning to share:

bone china is called bone china bc yes it contains bones!

i'm not saying that autistic bees exist but autistic bees exist

for 15 years sweden thought russian submarines were invading its waters; it turned out to be herrings farting

cows have regional accents

sometimes massive fields of ice eggs wash up on beaches. literally just ice shaped like eggs. that is a thing that sometimes happens and i derive joy from this peculiar world

FOR EVERY NOTE THIS GETS, AN UNNAMED TUMBLR USER WILL POSTPONE HER SUICIDE DATE ONE DAY.

I HAVE AGREED WITH HER THAT I WILL NOT DIVULGE HER NAME OR URL FOR HER OWN REASONS, AND THAT AS OF TODAY, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2015, SHE WILL POSTPONE HER SUICIDE ONE DAY FOR EVERY NOTE.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS. THAT IS ALL I ASK.

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first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater

day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374

I want gay cafés

Like gay bars except no drunk people or loud music, instead there’s coffee and cinnamon buns and pleasant conversations

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

LEGEND WAIT FOR IT

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out