Everyone Deserves To See This Masterpiece

Reblog if you've made at least one friend because of a fandom.

lucky, im here wrestling kangaroos and staring down magpies ontop of all that

HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK FULL TIME AND GO TO SCHOOL FULL TIME AND WRITE GOOD STORIES AND HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE AND WORK ON MYSELF AND BE A GOOD FRIEND AND CONTRIBUTE TO MY COMMUNITY IN THESE CONDITIONS

(The conditions are: living in the United States)

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

not the animated table back there 😭

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

gonna close tumblr app and start writing now. #The Horror

heyhey, for those who don't know, i plan on being an author. the only problem is.. i never got my vision.

yk.. j.k.rowling got hers when she was on a train (a boy in a cupboard i think) and soman chainini got his when he was visiting london (he saw two castles, one for witches and one for princesses, and a witch falling into the good castle and a princess falling into the witch castle)

untill now ofc. I GOT MY VISION. after a year of waiting, i finally know what my story is going to be about.

this is what i imagined:

Sword and dagger gleamed in the air.

The two danced, stabbing and slashing at each other in the moonlight.

One male. One female.

The man wore a black suit, his face hidden in the shadows.

The woman's hair had come loose, and it flowed freely alongside her haunting gown.

Only the sounds of their weapons could be heard, slicing through the soft wind.

Not a single word was spoken as they glided through the night, each in sync as they lunged at one another.

i plan on making on making this a fantasy book that takes place at a school (the male is the school master, the woman is the evil queen that is corrupting the world) and a girl sneaks out with her friends to stop this queen.

the only catch.. evil wins in this book.

#justiceforladylessoandalltheotherhotfemalevillainbossesoutthere edit: is anyone even gonna like this book-

Posture & Physical Presence For Writers

(Because how they stand can say more than how they speak.)

Upright and stiff — Formal, tense, or deeply uncomfortable. Slouched shoulders — Insecure, exhausted, or defeated. Relaxed stance — Open, comfortable, confident. Hands in pockets — Guarded, casual, or hiding something. Crossed arms — Defensive, cold, or waiting to be impressed. Leaning forward — Engaged, flirtatious, or impatient. Back straight, chin high — Proud, stubborn, or putting on a show. Shifting weight side to side — Nervous, indecisive, or stalling. Foot tapping — Anxious, impatient, or barely holding it together. Arms loose at sides — Neutral, calm, open to the moment. Fidgeting with sleeves/hair/etc. — Inner turmoil disguised as casual touch. Spine curled inward — Trying to be small, invisible, or unnoticeable. Standing too still — Suppressed emotion, discomfort, or internal freeze. Dominant stance (feet wide, chest forward) — Confidence, aggression, or showmanship. Head tilted slightly — Curiosity, confusion, or playful challenge.

oh no, i skipped book 500 on procrastinating. Now i have to read all the books again. Time to start procrastinating.

Alright, I'm nearly done procrastinating

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on