not the animated table back there 😭
I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”
I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
doing this cuz why not, also im coming to the realisation that my fandom might actually be kind of dead-
yk that feeling when your mutuals with your fav fanfic author-
im pretty sure someone made a post about it and now im just gonna confirm it cuz queenofquestions (quizzicalquiver on ao3) just followed me on tumblr (ITS CLOSE ENOUGH) and i feel like a god.
@queenofquestions what did i do to deserve this honour T-T
cant wait to read it lmao 💀
sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:
A school of aquamarine and gloom
Bank of Sapphire Cold?
me, not rlly caring about religion: MUM WHY CANT WE STAY AT HOME
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
Decided to make a bingo card
Rules: If the thing in the square applies to you fill it out.
Ignore the different word sizes
Here's mine
Feel free to do this! I'll tag some people
@picasso22 @piney-45 @nerdybluehairandpronouns @lyssified @skylar-jay @mushr0oms-and-m0ss @yoqri @hues-of-purple @heartstopper-lover123
how long has this been going on for-
and to all neo-nazis alive today,
this is too true
me, struggling to write: hmm, this part is a little difficult. maybe i should check my planning document, which i created as a helpful tool for my writing process!
the planning document: