I didn't know you was good friends with Santa clause. I'm late. But I bet you and your oompa loompas be getting the holiday hookup special. All types of little cute outfits and tailored coats and supplies. You know good and well your behind should be on the naughty list after what you did to them kids but Santa still be putting you on the nice list in trade for cookies and chocolate 😂😂
Oh yeah, everybody know the Clauses and their worker elves here at the factory. They like to visit during the winter for a tour and a nice dinner in our big dining hall, and they just love having hot chocolate near the fireplace. Fortunately, Santa never learned about the little factory mishap so I was never put on his naughty list. That's a secret, a slightly dirty one, but so what? We all have at least one. And it's not like any of what happened was my fault anyway. I'm quite an angel, if I do say so myself.
will you make another one of these for winter? And can you do a fall skincare routine??
I could do that, I was going to do some winter/Christmas home decor & baking anyway so I'll just add that to my list. I have several skincare routines up, there are also a lot of hygiene & skincare products I recommend on Insta. 🖤
You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀
Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️
Yo haircut stuuuuuupid af what did you think when getting your hair cut with a fckn booooowl
First of all, my haircut isn't stupid, yours is. Matter of fact it's probably dry, basic and straight with split ends, no style, volume or curl. Just dreadful and more lifeless than a dead rose. 😌
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! @winslowat3am 🖤🖤🖤🖤
I love your account so much! I’m being anon bc I’m shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and I’m here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:
Thank you! Got you, darling! 💙🖤
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Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)
(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it)
omggg mine used to be 27 too. did the whole 27 club thing inspire you? that was the thinking process behind 27 for me tbh. then i turned 28 over quarantine whoopsie
i think i heard abt it and smth abt the number rlly stuck w me ?? idky 27 is my number but ever since i turned 13 im like :/ well i know when im going
May winter bring you peace, rebirth & happiness ~
🍂 It looks like a rather blustery day, today…
Happy Windsday, Piglet. 🍂
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Sometimes I think about throwing myself into one of your machineries because my back hurts so bad I need to be cracked like a glowstick
That's terrible. I don't know if throwing yourself into any machines would do anything other than harm you.
It might be best to go to a spa and allow someone to give you a massage. Maybe let a person walk on your back?
What's going down in the factory today? Here we are! The fermentation process of cocoa beans. Besides just being a pretty good looking piece of chocolate there is a lot that has to be done at the factory before we can start making chocolate.
Exhibit A: The process of fermentation.
This harvest is a test sample of the fermentation process. It's being tested to see if fermentation is complete, and it's not yet ready as the seeds are indicating that it needs to be fermented a little longer. This is just one of the many other tasks that are done at the factory that requires the knowledge and experience necessary for producing good chocolate. In other words, you gotta have the beans!
We are so excited for our next batch of Wonka bar releases and can't wait to share them with you all. In the meantime, enjoy our current chocolates and stay tuned for what's to come!
And to the Americans celebrating, happy Memorial Day!
- Willy Wonka 🍫
Hola lol yeah hi i just found out you were in some movies I watched and your family like own a company or something and I saw part of your house on instagram so are you like rich?? lol srry for bad english it is not my first lang.. 💭
Lol, I hate acknowledging stuff like that about my life cause it feels like I'm bragging, & I don't wanna be a douche & be like "I'm rich". I'm fortunate & blessed. Your english is fine, btw. 😊✨