My Cat At 3am On A School Night

Aziracrow headcannons (because they're idiots and I love them <3)

okay so the shortest known battle in the history of the world was 38 minutes long. It took place in 1896, from 9:00am-9:38am

and doesn't that just scream Aziracrow?

hear me out:

Crowley: oh yeah, Angel, hell wants me to tempt some humans into starting another war

Aziraphale: Another one? really? and this soon after the civil war - it feels rather lazy, doesn't it?

Crowley: well, you know those guys, always got quotas to fill. Plus, I'm already on thin ice with downstairs at the present, I'm afraid I can't really get out of this one.

Aziraphale, sighing: I know, I know...I suppose...what do you say to a teeny tiny war?

Crowley: ...just how tiny are we talking?

you look great in that frog costume

headcannon time:

the whole time Aziraphale was pretending to be the gardener for Warlock's family Crowley was just...fixing the plants for him

like I love Aziraphale dearly but that angel cannot garden

everything is either over-watered or as dry as a literal desert

Crowley is fighting for both their jobs over here

he's just running around on his breaks trying desperately to keep the plants alive without Aziraphale or the Dowling's noticing

because he would never let his angel realise he's killing the plants

HIII i love your blog lol!

awwww thank you! I love your profile pic the duck is adorable :D

Crowley, in Aziraphale's french revolution voice: I hAvE sTanDaRdS

Here to ask that final question of the good omens question game! :D Okay here I go:

Has something happened or have you met someone because of good omens, something that wouldn't have happened if you wouldn't have watched the show? Can be anything!

(This is canihearawahoo btw but questions are only via main account :) )

Thank you for the question :D

Surprisingly, yes! After watching the show I read a couple of fics that featured some really good discussions around gender and the term genderqueer and something just clicked for me?? Like, I knew was some flavour of not-cis before the show but I hadn't heard that particular label used before...so anyway Good Omens helped me figure out I was Genderqueer \(^_^)/

crying about thoschei rn T_T

no but like the song 'Little Talks' by Of Monsters and Men is so thoschei coded

...Now you're gone, gone, gone away, I watched you disappear, all that's left is the ghost of you. Now we're torn, torn, torn apart, there's nothing we can do, just let me go, we'll meet again soon...

Now wait, wait, wait for me, please hang around, I'll see you when I fall asleep

Don't listen to a word I say (hey!) The screams all sound the same (hey!) Though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore...

the dumbest temptations that Crowley has ever performed:

tempting a cat to walk over to him when the little 'pssh pshhh kittyyyy' noises weren't working (It was a black cat so it was totally evil and demonic guys trust)

spent 30 seconds panic-adjusting the meat he was offering to Aziraphale in the Job flashback so that it would taste just right

"IT NEEDS MORE SALT WAIT NO THAT'S TOO SALTY NEVERMIND WHERE'S THE SEASONING WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T HAVE SEASONING HERE I THOUGHT GOD CARED??"

his sunglasses made everything too dark for him to see the little stars in Aziraphale's eyes so every time he gets a new pair he makes sure they're just dark enough to hide his eyes and block out bright lights but not dark enough that he can't see his angel's beautiful pupils <3

snakes.

whenever a snake species starts becoming endangered he tempts governments into giving funding for wildlife conservation (occasionally if they're still endangered he grabs a snake or two to raise and reintroduce himself) (It's EVIL because they're POISONOUS and eat...well, mostly mice but don't tell Hell that)

tempting the guy in charge of the playlists at his favourite bar to play angsty songs on repeat when he's brooding >:(

what if Anathema's aura seeing ability was also a really good gaydar

not anathema clocking them immediately omg😭😭

I went through the 5 stages re-reading these posts lmao

I ship the 15th doctor & Rouge so baddddd

so I'm watching the 15th doctor's ep 7 for the first time and first off bridgerton vibes?? 10/10 unmatched we love and secondly there's this guy called Rouge?? And the doctor's flirting with him?? And he's flirting back THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T

and wait there's more Rouge got his name from DND?? Doctor marry this man IMMEDIATELY