the whole time Aziraphale was pretending to be the gardener for Warlock's family Crowley was just...fixing the plants for him
like I love Aziraphale dearly but that angel cannot garden
everything is either over-watered or as dry as a literal desert
Crowley is fighting for both their jobs over here
he's just running around on his breaks trying desperately to keep the plants alive without Aziraphale or the Dowling's noticing
because he would never let his angel realise he's killing the plants
I didn't think I would love these disaster gays as much as have when I started this show, but here we are :D
To celebrate, my first Good Omens fic is coming soon for the GO for a picnic event on ao3!
ooooooh this looks fun!
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me, shivering under 3 blankets on my bed in the middle of winter: sUnSHinE? wHeRe? whErE iS tHe sUNshiNE?
god i love being able to do work from my laptop on a bench in the sunshine with an iced vanilla latte by my side
on some (very rare) nights in the bookshop, one of the two puts on a record they brought from Maggie and they dance in the candlelight for hours
although Crowley will forever claim to be a Queen fan first and foremost, both the angel and the demon have a soft spot for old-timey music (especially the songs with a waltz-like beat)
they spend the first few times just learning how to slow-dance (Aziraphale knows the Gavotte and Crowley...we don't talk about Crowley's...dancing...and dancing is a very generous term to describe what he does)
learning to dance goes just about as well as you would expect, but after many a trodden-on foot, the two get there
one very embarrassing time, Nina walked in on the pair in the middle of a slow-dance (Crowley's head was resting on Aziraphale's, and Aziraphale's arm was around Crowley's waist) Nina and Maggie wouldn't stop gushing about how cute they were afterwards
one time on a particularly stormy afternoon the streets outside the bookshop were deserted
well, almost deserted...
if you were looking closely, you might just catch a glimpse of a tall redhead with the brightest yellow eyes you've ever seen dancing slowly with a shorter blonde wearing an alarming amount of tartan, both of whom were staring at the other with the most adoring smile you've seen in a long time
Who I would let borrow my car:
Crowley. That demon would take care of my car - I'm talking pristine seats, clean glovebox, the shiniest it's ever been. He would claim that he wasn't doing it to be nice (he's not nice) and complain about how dirty it was before but we all know the truth. All my CD's would probably be mysteriously replaced with Queen (if he has to listen to it all time, so does everybody else.) There would be 17 parking tickets in 5 different languages on the dash. When you get the car back you realise that you gave it to him with a nearly empty tank but for some reason he didn't seem to refill it? And it worked perfectly fine???
Aziraphale. Look we both know when I get it back it'll be bright yellow and probably look like it's off a 60s sitcom but I mean look at his FACE is that the kind of face you could say no to? Yeah, I don't think so. He would be all "pretty please could I borrow your beautiful car" and the keys would be his. I don't blame Crowley for letting him drive the Bentley I would also forfeit all my mortal possessions to this angel.
Anathema. She wouldn't ask she'd just grab my keys and be like "I'll be back at 6:02" and who am I to question it? it would be 6:02 exactly and the car would turn up in my driveway covered in dirt. where did all the dirt come from??? I don't think I want to know. There would be a sticky note on the dashboard with a cryptic prophecy involving an elaborate generation-long ruse and today's wordle answer. would I let her borrow it again? probably.
Who I would not let borrow my car:
Newton Pulsifer. This man would rename my car words that haven't even been invented yet. He would've used my number plate to sign up for a Spanish inquisition fanclub. Heaven forbid that I have a Bluetooth speaker inside (it would turn into a green tooth speaker or something I swear.) The car would end up in a ditch in the neighbour's cornfield. He would offer me toast as an apology.
Sergeant Shadwell. Let's just say he uses the buses for a reason.
Archangel Gabriel. My radio would exclusively play bible stations from now on. The car would glow pure white and float above the ground. He would get pulled over for going 3km on the motorway. His driver's license would say 'human Gabriel who's a completely normal human being. profession: definitely not archangel of heaven. (that'll fool 'em guys) age: human. He would sit and watch the windscreen wipers go back and forward for 5 hours like a cat.
yeah that's right; below is my idea for the perfect Aziracrow wedding <3
they argue for ages about the venue until they see a news article saying that South Downs in England has officially re-introduced native nightingales into the area
and I mean, after seeing that, could they get married anywhere else?
Crowley in a dress.
a beautiful black lacy dress, complete with tall silver heels (not that he needs the extra height)
Aziraphale has a tartan bowtie, of course
they're both wearing a green carnation pinned to their lapels (Aziraphale got the idea from his dear friend Oscar)
when Aziraphale goes to walk down the aisle, time almost seems to slow down (and maybe it does; who knows?)
he's almost glowing a soft golden colour from the sheer joy
he gives the impression of a sunrise - warm, peaceful, and filled with hope for the coming day
Crowley, on the other hand, looks like a sunset
bold, elegant, and strong, never quiet the same from day to day, but with a hint of pink some nights, splashes of purples and blues on others - the kind of breathtaking view that makes you stop and watch for a while
standing together, they look like they were made for each (which, of course, they were)
not night and day, exactly, nor twilight and dusk, but the gorgeous bursts of colour that paint the earth's skies to celebrate the dawn of a new time and the completion of a finished one
even Gabriel and Beelzebub (who weren't on the list but showed up anyway) had to admit that they looked lovely
behind the archway is a delicate, shining stain glass window that depicts (in the most accurate detail you will ever find) the garden of Eden
if you look very closely, you might spot a couple of black scales amongst the branches of an apple tree, or a gleaming white feather or two
the archway that the couple is standing under is decorated with roses, some of which are colours that any gardening enthusiasts attending are pretty sure don't exist, or at least, haven't been discovered yet
on the left side the roses are a gorgeous, glossy black
on the right side, the roses are a fluffy, sun-catching white
as the roses get closer to the middle of the archway, they form a gradient, from black and white to a very light and a very dark grey
and right in the middle, hanging above the pair when they kiss, the roses are almost the colour of stars on a clear night
15 is so real for this
When you're trapped on same spot and about to die vs When you're trapped on same spot and about to die, but there's also a cute guy there
Crowley likes to give Aziraphale things from nature, mainly flowers and occasionally one of his houseplants (he claims that the bookshop had more sun for the plants, or that the flowers were given to him by his neighbour and he was going to throw them out) (Aziraphale knows the truth, though)
Aziraphale tends to lean towards more man-made gifts, especially sweet treats that he buys or even makes himself - after all, it was Crowley who first introduced him to food, so isn't it fitting that Aziraphale gives him something similar)
both of them love music, and will often dig up records and CDs of songs that they think the other will enjoy
they don't really announce those type of gifts, but Crowley will place a record (not bebop) in Aziraphale's gramophone/record player thingy, and Aziraphale will pop a new CD into the Bentley stereo
it makes them both so happy, doing these little things for each other, and they both blush adorably when receiving the same love and attention back <3
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OKAY so in one of my headcannons I mentioned how Aziraphale and Crowley danced in the rain together...
Crowley: "A sudden rainstorm forces them beneath a canopy - they look into each others eyes and realize they were made for each other."
Aziraphale: "People would gather and do some formal dancing and then realize they had misunderstood each other and were actually deeply in love."
dancing in the rain is literally both of their ideas of falling in love combined T_T
yall the hyperfixations were hyperfixating so i made this blog about it They/He/She ❤🧡🤍🩷💜🤍💚 #translivesarehumanlives🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
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