Reading Fanfiction In School Is Like, To Me, More Acceptable Than Writing It… Coz Why Am I In Math

I think if super old artists—like the ones carving statues from stone—ever discovered what art has become in the future, like AI and modernization, they’d go fucking crazy

needing to write something like dialogue in english class without using ‘said’ is light work when you’ve been writing fanfics for five years 🤑

James, trying to teach Remus: step one of flirting, eye contact.

Remus: I am...intensely.

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Sirius: Remus, why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

james potter when regulus black sits an exam

chat this is me coming out…. AS AN AMORTENTIA TAG LOVER. like i’m rubbing my hands together getting all cozy coz i already KNOW it’s going to be a BANGER. i looooove seeing it tagged like… you know what HELL yeah!!!

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

Modern age, James, Peter, and Sirius are in the stage of becoming an animagus where they have the leaf in their mouth for a month.

I can just imagine anytime someone asking why they’re being so quiet they just hit them with the 🤫🧏

I had this thought earlier and had to share, I think it’s so funny 😭

How do I let my teacher know just why The Black Phone is in my top 3 movies without letting slip the 10 fanfics i’ve written…

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next