Alienjamesp - AlienStag 😲👽

reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days

I’m one more Regulus Black Slytherin Boy video from crashing out

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

Lily: I was late by three minutes today

Lily: I guess you could call me a real baddie, a rebel if I may

Remus: Such a rebel

Remus: I was late by forty minutes

Lily: Woah… okay no need to flex your rebelness on me

i actually can’t can we please popularize the black phone again i NEED brance fanfics to be back… i can only find ones on wattpad and i swear i’ve read them all… recommendations are greatly appreciated round here…

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

can we please revive the black phone fandom i need it back please please please please please please please please

being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.