I think if super old artists—like the ones carving statues from stone—ever discovered what art has become in the future, like AI and modernization, they’d go fucking crazy
Marauder brainrotted so hard i dreamt a whole wolfstar fic
James, holding out a box of cigarettes: You want one?
Remus: I didn’t know you smoked?
James: I don’t.
He turns the box label up and it’s just Popey’s Candy Sticks
People say that Wolfstar never happened in canon and yet every cell in my body disagrees.
my typa humour 😛
reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days
James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME
James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH
James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME
James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER
James:...
James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*
Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE
lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
Empathy: I feel you
Sympathy: I feel for you
Lycanthropy: I feel awoo
I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord