I Can’t Imagine Being Finney And The One Time You Crash Out On The Phone Is To Vance Mf Hopper…

Sirius: I'm getting married

Remus: oh who's stupid enough to-

Sirius, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: to you. sign here.

oh, please

we all know that the real casanova of gryffindor tower is mary macdonald

James, trying to teach Remus: step one of flirting, eye contact.

Remus: I am...intensely.

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Sirius: Remus, why are you glaring at me like i owe you money?

can we please revive the black phone fandom i need it back please please please please please please please please

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

who can relate

reading fanfiction in school is like, to me, more acceptable than writing it… coz why am i in math class cooking up a story about harry potters DADA teacher in third year and his godfather?!?!? my days

being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music

my moms watching the hunger games and all i can think of is crimson rivers… 🙁

I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.