Sirius: I'm Getting Married

chat this is me coming out…. AS AN AMORTENTIA TAG LOVER. like i’m rubbing my hands together getting all cozy coz i already KNOW it’s going to be a BANGER. i looooove seeing it tagged like… you know what HELL yeah!!!

he has to keep mother updated always.

I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.

I think if super old artists—like the ones carving statues from stone—ever discovered what art has become in the future, like AI and modernization, they’d go fucking crazy

pining...... so much pining.........

How do I let my teacher know just why The Black Phone is in my top 3 movies without letting slip the 10 fanfics i’ve written…

Trying to write my english essay but the fanfic i’m writing keeps calling my name…

James, holding out a box of cigarettes: You want one?

Remus: I didn’t know you smoked?

James: I don’t.

He turns the box label up and it’s just Popey’s Candy Sticks

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

People say that Wolfstar never happened in canon and yet every cell in my body disagrees.