A Brit And An American Walk Into A Bar

A Brit and an American walk into a bar

Brit: I just gained fifty pounds!

American: dont worry, you'll loose them soon enough.

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How irrational I am

Me: Hey I'm hungry what can I have for breakfast?

My brain: idk, a banana?

Me: No not filling enough, I guess I'll just skip breakfast and not eat until 6am:)


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5 years ago

say iT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

ahumblecheesecake - I would try cake but that would be cannibalism
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I was gifted with forbidden knowledge today

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Y’all Ever Just...

y’all ever just...

4 years ago

She yEET the cat

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ahumblecheesecake - I would try cake but that would be cannibalism
I would try cake but that would be cannibalism

Hi I am a cheesecake that acquired a consciousness and used this to get a tumblr and now I flip around on the keyboard to type.

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