Will Herondale never died if you didn’t read the epilogue
If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It’s known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you’re too close, you’ll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.
characters of she-ra + text posts
Decided to make pride art after seeming some here on Tumblr, enjoy!
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I was rocking on my chair but I over-rocked and fell over but I could reach my phone so I immediately started playing "Past the point of no return"
Florida man has a contender
Proud of my country
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Me: Hey I'm hungry what can I have for breakfast?
My brain: idk, a banana?
Me: No not filling enough, I guess I'll just skip breakfast and not eat until 6am:)
Poetry
say iT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Baby Yoda is watching himself get famous and then deleted in the space of a week. Poor chap.
Get Ready Boys, It’s Crusade Time
Hi I am a cheesecake that acquired a consciousness and used this to get a tumblr and now I flip around on the keyboard to type.
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