I Was Rocking On My Chair But I Over-rocked And Fell Over But I Could Reach My Phone So I Immediately

Jeff I'm begging you change your url

6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down.

I was gifted with forbidden knowledge today

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

happy lesbian visibility day

Poetry

"I pick the strange flower"

-"select your die"

"Big Bertha"

There are gasps around the room. The party looks on in fear. Kevin screams. The DM ceremoniously brings out the yoga ball with numbers painted on it.

-"Are you sure?"

"Its a flower, what's the worst that can happen?"

It lands on 1.

Kevin is now in hysteria.

-"You pick the flower, with turns out to be the switch of trapdoor beneath your feet. You fall directly on top of a level 80 dragon"

Kevin passes out.

Have d20s in a variety of sizes. The larger the die, the greater the scale of the result, though success and failure still are based on the number. Players should pick a tiny d20 if they are cautious, or alternatively pick a d20 the size of a bowling ball and hope for a crit. Failing on such a large roll, though, can have terrible consequences.

Glimmer: Bow, how do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Bow: The best revenge is letting go and living well :)

Gimmer: …. Catra, how do I–

THATS WHAT THEY FOUND IN AREA 51

This is beyond science