Hey Note To Young Wlw You Don’t Have To Find Your “soulmate” Right Away. The Romanticization Of

"I pick the strange flower"

-"select your die"

"Big Bertha"

There are gasps around the room. The party looks on in fear. Kevin screams. The DM ceremoniously brings out the yoga ball with numbers painted on it.

-"Are you sure?"

"Its a flower, what's the worst that can happen?"

It lands on 1.

Kevin is now in hysteria.

-"You pick the flower, with turns out to be the switch of trapdoor beneath your feet. You fall directly on top of a level 80 dragon"

Kevin passes out.

Have d20s in a variety of sizes. The larger the die, the greater the scale of the result, though success and failure still are based on the number. Players should pick a tiny d20 if they are cautious, or alternatively pick a d20 the size of a bowling ball and hope for a crit. Failing on such a large roll, though, can have terrible consequences.

YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE MY STUMP ITS COMFY AND NO ONE CAN HURT ME. I WILL THROW A STICK AT YOU.

HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?

Catra and Mermista bonding over ughs.

Tell me this doesn't have DAE (Drunk Adora Energy) all over it.

and in the end, being selfish is what saved the universe

I was gifted with forbidden knowledge today

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

Decided to make pride art after seeming some here on Tumblr, enjoy!

Sent by @geneveandersson

...and rainbows xD

(okay straight fics/ships are not bad but i prefer gay stuff)

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

*sad teenager noises*