Thots On The Pope

I mean yeah I guess you could make me your blade, what with me being an empty vessel with no sense of self it would probably be pretty easy, but right now I'm kinda hungry so I can't really think about that. Oh, you'll feed me in order to establish a base, animalistic trust response in me? Fuck yeah that sounds great actually.

a gentleman so flat and boobless you could skip him across the water like a prized stone

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

They CANNOT stop the pope from saying slurs

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas