*penis Starts Throbbing* My Arch Nemesis Is Near…

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

let’s do something unethical together, just the two of us. for fun.

sometimes a girl just needs to be a fish for a while and maybe kill a couple people y'know?

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

i've never been married but i've been divorced at least 3 times

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

and if you have 6 or more legs you can of course scuttle

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt