EVERYONE LOOK HERE, THIS DESERVES SO MANY LIKES AND VIEWS

Ah yes, my favorite director, Alexander "no one wants to see an office romance" Newall and my favorite writer, Jonny "let's gouge out our eyes and make out" Sims.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

I was expecting a quiet little episode, AND I GOT SIMON FUCKING FAIRCHILD-

I already loved the concept of an old man flying out planes for fun... Hearing him interact with people, FUCK.

I love his character already... I can't say I'm disappointed.

Welcome to episode 170: "Recollection" or, as I like to call it:

"I hate the Lonely and what it does to Martin."

Or even better:

"Peter Lukas get out of your little hiding place and you'll see, NOT YOUR FUCKING FOG, but ME BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU-"

Just listened to episode 193 and I want to die; is it safe to say that:

"Spoiler! It's only gonna get worse from here!"

Undeniable multiple-divorce energy. My favorite dynamic.

what the heck does “bloody fruit shop owner” even mean

Martin likes rowing in canon!! Martin is good at it! Martin is strong!!

Not only that, Jon knew this!!

That's why he was frustrated in 195 about the fact that one time he is a boat and it's without his strong, boat-loving boyfriend.

After all this time, they finally had a chance and was cheated out of a potential date >:(

Just begun The Magnus Archives Season 2 and I've got something to say:

JONATHAN, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO POOR MARTIN?! HE'S JUST WORRIED ABOUT YOU, YOU PARANOID ADORABLE LITTLE ARCHIVIST.

Is it so difficult to believe that somebody cares about you, Jonathan? Is it? For the love of whatever type of eldritch being is listening to my rambling right now, I CARE ABOUT YOU AND I'VE LISTENED TO YOU TALKING FOR JUST ONE SEASON-

This has been probably done before...but:

Martin Killbill Blackwood